whoooo are yooou?

so my friend asked me to be the hookah smoking caterpillar for an alice in wonderland shoot she was doing. i didn't have much time to do makeup, but this is what i came up with. the pictures are kinda crap because i took them after being out in the sun for 3 hours. i had to smoke so much during the shoot that i felt like shit afterwards lol. when she develops the pictures i will post some of them!

ms. jackson!

carolyn, did i call you last night? and if i did please tell me i didn't say anything stupid... i dont really remember all i saw was that you were in my dialed call list today

i found this online somewhere and thought it was funny...

"Today we salute you Miss Nerinx Hall Marker. When you're not playing soccer, field hockey, volleyball, basketball, racquetball, swimming, diving, tennis, golf, cross country, track, lacrosse, or softball (while beating Ursuline again), performing in a musical or play, eating bagels at a SAC/SLC mtg, or doing one of many more over-commitments, you're sleeping in the library, talking on your phone in the bathroom, coloring in your planner, or eating nachos at 9:40 am. Whether it's Seniors leaving campus, Juniors with their new rings, Sophs with car keys, or Frosh in beanies, you're always creating everlasting friendships in a high school full of some of the best girls in St. Louis. So crack open an ice cold BudLight Miss NH Marker, because most likely you are listening to hippie drumming on the way to assembly with your northface over your back...and your skirt unable to be zipped."

I AM LUCKY!!

So, here is a little story for you, and it does involve some backstory. When I was a small child, I had some awesome luck. I won stuff at raffles all the time! Then one sad day (i dunno which one, don't ask), I became unlucky. I haven't won a raffle in years. I felt like I wasn't living up to my name! And then... tonight happened.
Tonight my school had a "deal or no deal" game thingy. The prizes were gift certificates to all kinds of different places, pf changs, target, bp, the apple store, visa gift cards etc etc. They had three rounds of the game (if you don't know the game, i am to lazy to explain, basically it involves briefcases with money amounts in them and the people eliminate them not knowing what is in them, and then they can either take a deal that the show offers them or take a risk and see if they can eliminate boxes with lower money amounts etc... thus makin the deal higher and their chance of getting a good briefcase better etc etc.) so anyway, I didn't get to play any of those games - but I actually came out better because they didn't get very good prizes - they gambled too much and got very small amounts (75 cents, 75 cents, and 35 dollars). So, in between these rounds they had a raffle - in one of them I WON!! I won an adidas sports bag. It is nice, not fantastic, probably something I will use a few times. I wasn't all that excited about that one, oh well.
So then my roomie, Ashley, gets tired and decides to leave, and she gives me her raffle ticket. She also said that if it won, I could keep the prize. So after the rounds of deal or no deal, the hosts (i think it was the res life people) decide to raffle off the rest of their budget for the year with gift cards. After the first few raffles, they called 928041. AND I WON!!! AGAIN!! This time I got $50 to target! I am quite excited. :) Shopping spree in my future. :-D

Dear Everyone:

Me and Tom are back together again. And we got a drunk visit from Merge last night it was hilarious. Anyway, Tom kept freaking out about me posting we were back together so here it is. Well, just thought everyone should know the exciting news!

ALHChoohol

who'[s drunk?
i'm drnk. drunk. shit. shit shit shit. yo0u gusy, i'm drunk. and i scan see that i'm making spelling and grammer erros, bnut i'm not gonna fix them cause i don't feel like it;. shit i danced like a peanuts character and feeel on my roommate's drawer, and then onto her friend's suitcase;. shit. shizite.
-lurve margaret bo bargaret bo nana fana mo margaret me mi mo margaret MARGARET (i dont' mean to glamorize myself but my name is probabably the best things i can spell right now) I LOOVE YOU LAURA

don't go all pocahauntus on me tellin me its just around the riverbend but...

so i know summer is just around the corner...i know i'll "be home before i know it" but in reality all of that is crap...it really is...cause that doesn't make me feel any better...i'm tired of the people out here...they are lame...yea sure they are fun sometimes okay but they just aren't the same... and i suppose that its unfair of me to compare them to you guys cause i have known you guys for so much longer and know you all so much better...but seriously...some times...

for example tonight...for the 4th night this week might i add...the girls on my hall are going to the mall...now i'm in fort collins colorado...its about the size of hannibal...its not a huge city...we have 1 mall...it has a small fountain in the center of it...okay so it has a bathnbody, a victoria's secret, a spencers, and a zumiez...but thats about it...and the girls i would potentially go to the mall with would spend the majority of the time in victoria's secret (dropping approx. $100 a trip) or angels (which is like if you took a large collection of Barbie paraphenalia and enlarged it and made it cost between $20-30 for a necklace...$50-80 for a purse....$100-150 for a pair of flip flops)....now i don't mind droppin $20 or $30 on a new bra every now and then cause lets face it...victoria has quality...but i hit the sales and 6 new bras this week is not necessary...just cause you have your first boy toy isn't cause for spending hundreds of dollars...i suppose i just don't understand...maybe i'm missing a crucial point....

then there are the boys...wtf...i understand that world of warCRACK is interesting sure...but when that is all you do...for hours a day and days a week and weeks a month and months a year...by the time you start wasting weeks of a school year playing video games which can not be won...agh...but i suppose i just don't understand that either...whatever...

another thing about boys...i understand if you are scared of commitment...sure...i get that...i'll even respect it...(despite the fact that i like you)...but i don't think its necessary to say that you won't commit to maybe watching a movie later perhaps if niether of us are up to anything at all and we are really bored...thats kind of like saying that if both of us were the last people on earth and the fate of the human race was in our hands you might do me but you really aren't sure so you'll just say maybe...i might be an irrational high maintenance girly girl by saying this but i consider that a slap in the face...but in my defense i've been ballsy enough to make a few moves and backed off when you didn't respond eagerly...not to mention i'm not the one dropping hundreds of dollars on overpriced bras i'm never going to wear..but then again maybe thats my problem...obnoxious...

in conclusion i'm tired of the people out here...mostly i'm sick of the fact that when i get tired at night no one will go get food with me...girls are never hungry (watching my calories) and boys are always lazy (but the hockey game is on...so what if i don't know who is playing)...thats lame...if i want food back in stl it doesn't take much to find someoen to go with me...sure they may not eat it with you but they sure as hell will go with you...if for nothing else than good company...if someone asks me if i want to get food out here i'll go...i might not eat but i'll go...its just fuckin common curtosey...dorm food tastes even more shitty when you are eating alone...i promise...besides no one likes long walks across campus to get to the dining hall that is open til 1am...someone could get raped...you never know...there was an incident last month where someone was caught jacking off in the library and spunking on the computers (of course then followed a debate as to who could have done it and the range he would have needed to hit the screen but whatev)...this is a dangerous place...i do not want to be spunked in the face just for walkin by myself across campus tryin to get a hamburger at midnight...not okay with me...i miss stl...

so i'm sorry this is kind of rambling...but no one out here gets it...and the ones that do are "involved" or "indisposed" or "non-commital"...lame...

ps i want a snow cone.

IT'S OFFICIAL!!

I, Pipsqueak, am a Senior Member of the St. Michael's Fire Department. I have a beautiful, shiny black helmet (to replace my yellow one). Look for me this summer. I'll be the one wearing the "Engine 9" t-shirt. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

MYTHBUSTERS!!!!!!

Well tonight was the MythBuster night. I thought it was amazing but I am obsessed with the Myth Busters. I was a little disappointed because they spent most of the time talking and at the end they did a real fast demonstration but it was one that was on a different episode. It was the one where they cool off beers with the fire extinguisher only this time they had to use soda.

The entire night was really funny. It was just how it was on the show - Jamie was a little dull and Adam was fucking hilarious. Even though they talked most of the time I was laughing the whole time it was great. It was soooooooo amazing. I got seats in the front row even though there was a huge fucking line. I was soo surprised there were spots in the front row left. I was extremely pissed that I did not get an autograph. Now that I think about it I knew which door they would be exiting from and I should have just stood around there and waited. But I am an idiot so I fucked that up royally. Anyway, I don't know if I will ever get over the disappointment of not getting an autograph for me, my dad, and Tom. But the show was awesome!

hair hair everywhere

so the horrible mono is over. finally. well that is enough of that. anyhoo my wonderful friend michele was feeling a bit self conscience about her mohawk (i have no idea why) so i offered to give her some pinch braided extensions. i had never done them on a human head before because i couldn't find people who would let me practice on them (minus erica of course) she chose the colors and i got to work. i started her extensions assuming i was only going to add some color for highlights, but i ended up doing her entire head. i think she wears them beautifully!

ps it took around 9 hours to do

oh no....

so i'm going to have people coming to my door in about two days asking for $4500. great...
moral of the story: don't go to the emergency room in a city that your insurance doesn't cover and then send your bills home and have your parents pay off a bit and talk insurance into paying the rest, because apprently that process takes too long to keep the tulsa hospital happy and therefore they are going to come to me wanting money.
i'm calling them tomorrow to try to work this out.. wish me luck

Biiiiirrrrrddddd-uuuuuhhhhh!

So a Mourning Dove made its nest on top of our air conditioner. At first it flew away whenever we would open or close the blinds, but now it is used to us and it lets us take pictures of it and its eggs. Here are some pictures. Sorry for all the pictures but I just LOVE photoprahing wildlife, it is so much fun.

I want to name them. The babies are going to be soooo cute! The only problem is what we are supposed to do with them when we have to remove our air conditioner. Oh well I can't wait for the eggs to hatch! I'll get awesome pics if they hatch before the end of school.

I Just Want To Make Everyone Jealous

MYTHBUSTERS ARE COMING TRUMAN!

Sorry My Computer is a Douche

To my fellow college mates: I'm sorry for screaming and running through the quad at midnight, but listen to THIS!

OH. MY. GOD. I think my heart is still beating about a million times a minute from last night. I went to a concert last night: Tyler Hilton, the Pat McGee Band, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers....and OH. MY. GOD. I had the most amazing time ever. It was standing only, and it was at this really small venue and I was in basically the 2nd or 3rd row the whole time. It was no less than incredible. Stephen Kellogg waved and winked at my friend Kelly, sang right to my friend Brielle, and grabbed my hand when I was waving it in the air with excitement. OH. MY. GOD. Stephen and his band came down off the stage into the middle of the crowd and sang this gorgeous song with no mics or anything. Probably 4 of the most exhiliarating hours of my life. I was nearly crying during the SK6er's "Such a Way" cause I was so happy. They had unimaginably awesome stage presence and just.....UH. Like, if you've ever seen Three Amigos, when Ned Nederlander is telling the people of Santa Poco about when a famous female actress said, "Young man, you have got it", then you know what I mean when I saw UH. AHHH!!

After the show was over, most people left, but we hung around cause we thought they were going to give out posters, and GUESS who came out. Tyler Hilton, Pat McGee, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers. Yes, that's right. Tyler walked right up to me and looked right in my eyes, asked my name, and shook my hand. Yeah, we had a little chat, a few laughs. He signed my ticket. He SPELLED MY NAME RIGHT. So hot. Pat has the most gorgeous, deep, glistening eyes ever. And I met him, too, and he signed my ticket. Oh, yes, Stephen signed my ticket, too. He wrote "U R A Queen" on it, and he, too, spelled my name right. I'm pretty sure he did that cause they sang (acapella) "Fat Bottomed Girls" and he certainly saw me singing along, knowing all the words. SHIT GUYS. AHHHH. I have to go now, I'm about to shit myself with excitement!

To my fellow college mates: I'm sorry for screaming and running through the quad at midnight, but listen to THIS!

OH. MY. GOD. I think my heart is still beating about a million times a minute from last night. I went to a concert last night: Tyler Hilton, the Pat McGee Band, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers....and OH. MY. GOD. I had the most amazing time ever. It was standing only, and it was at this really small venue and I was in basically the 2nd or 3rd row the whole time. It was no less than incredible. Stephen Kellogg waved and winked at my friend Kelly, sang right to my friend Brielle, and grabbed my hand when I was waving it in the air with excitement. OH. MY. GOD. Stephen and his band came down off the stage into the middle of the crowd and sang this gorgeous song with no mics or anything. Probably 4 of the most exhiliarating hours of my life. I was nearly crying during the SK6er's "Such a Way" cause I was so happy. They had unimaginably awesome stage presence and just.....UH. Like, if you've ever seen Three Amigos, when Ned Nederlander is telling the people of Santa Poco about when a famous female actress said, "Young man, you have got it", then you know what I mean when I saw UH. AHHH!!

After the show was over, most people left, but we hung around cause we thought they were going to give out posters, and GUESS who came out. Tyler Hilton, Pat McGee, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers. Yes, that's right. Tyler walked right up to me and looked right in my eyes, asked my name, and shook my hand. Yeah, we had a little chat, a few laughs. He signed my ticket. He SPELLED MY NAME RIGHT. So hot. Pat has the most gorgeous, deep, glistening eyes ever. And I met him, too, and he signed my ticket. Oh, yes, Stephen signed my ticket, too. He wrote "U R A Queen" on it, and he, too, spelled my name right. I'm pretty sure he did that cause they sang (acapella) "Fat Bottomed Girls" and he certainly saw me singing along, knowing all the words. SHIT GUYS. AHHHH. I have to go now, I'm about to shit myself with excitement!

To my fellow college mates: I'm sorry for screaming and running through the quad at midnight, but listen to THIS!

OH. MY. GOD. I think my heart is still beating about a million times a minute from last night. I went to a concert last night: Tyler Hilton, the Pat McGee Band, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers....and OH. MY. GOD. I had the most amazing time ever. It was standing only, and it was at this really small venue and I was in basically the 2nd or 3rd row the whole time. It was no less than incredible. Stephen Kellogg waved and winked at my friend Kelly, sang right to my friend Brielle, and grabbed my hand when I was waving it in the air with excitement. OH. MY. GOD. Stephen and his band came down off the stage into the middle of the crowd and sang this gorgeous song with no mics or anything. Probably 4 of the most exhiliarating hours of my life. I was nearly crying during the SK6er's "Such a Way" cause I was so happy. They had unimaginably awesome stage presence and just.....UH. Like, if you've ever seen Three Amigos, when Ned Nederlander is telling the people of Santa Poco about when a famous female actress said, "Young man, you have got it", then you know what I mean when I saw UH. AHHH!!

After the show was over, most people left, but we hung around cause we thought they were going to give out posters, and GUESS who came out. Tyler Hilton, Pat McGee, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers. Yes, that's right. Tyler walked right up to me and looked right in my eyes, asked my name, and shook my hand. Yeah, we had a little chat, a few laughs. He signed my ticket. He SPELLED MY NAME RIGHT. So hot. Pat has the most gorgeous, deep, glistening eyes ever. And I met him, too, and he signed my ticket. Oh, yes, Stephen signed my ticket, too. He wrote "U R A Queen" on it, and he, too, spelled my name right. I'm pretty sure he did that cause they sang (acapella) "Fat Bottomed Girls" and he certainly saw me singing along, knowing all the words. SHIT GUYS. AHHHH. I have to go now, I'm about to shit myself with excitement!

To my fellow college mates: I'm sorry for screaming and running through the quad at midnight, but listen to THIS!

OH. MY. GOD. I think my heart is still beating about a million times a minute from last night. I went to a concert last night: Tyler Hilton, the Pat McGee Band, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers....and OH. MY. GOD. I had the most amazing time ever. It was standing only, and it was at this really small venue and I was in basically the 2nd or 3rd row the whole time. It was no less than incredible. Stephen Kellogg waved and winked at my friend Kelly, sang right to my friend Brielle, and grabbed my hand when I was waving it in the air with excitement. OH. MY. GOD. Stephen and his band came down off the stage into the middle of the crowd and sang this gorgeous song with no mics or anything. Probably 4 of the most exhiliarating hours of my life. I was nearly crying during the SK6er's "Such a Way" cause I was so happy. They had unimaginably awesome stage presence and just.....UH. Like, if you've ever seen Three Amigos, when Ned Nederlander is telling the people of Santa Poco about when a famous female actress said, "Young man, you have got it", then you know what I mean when I saw UH. AHHH!!

After the show was over, most people left, but we hung around cause we thought they were going to give out posters, and GUESS who came out. Tyler Hilton, Pat McGee, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers. Yes, that's right. Tyler walked right up to me and looked right in my eyes, asked my name, and shook my hand. Yeah, we had a little chat, a few laughs. He signed my ticket. He SPELLED MY NAME RIGHT. So hot. Pat has the most gorgeous, deep, glistening eyes ever. And I met him, too, and he signed my ticket. Oh, yes, Stephen signed my ticket, too. He wrote "U R A Queen" on it, and he, too, spelled my name right. I'm pretty sure he did that cause they sang (acapella) "Fat Bottomed Girls" and he certainly saw me singing along, knowing all the words. SHIT GUYS. AHHHH. I have to go now, I'm about to shit myself with excitement!

I'm sorry for screaming and running through the quad at midnight.

OH. MY. GOD. I think my heart is still beating about a million times a minute from last night. I went to a concert last night: Tyler Hilton, the Pat McGee Band, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers....and OH. MY. GOD. I had the most amazing time ever. It was standing only, and it was at this really small venue and I was in basically the 2nd or 3rd row the whole time. It was no less than incredible. Stephen Kellogg waved and winked at my friend Kelly, sang right to my friend Brielle, and grabbed my hand when I was waving it in the air with excitement. OH. MY. GOD. Stephen and his band came down off the stage into the middle of the crowd and sang this gorgeous song with no mics or anything. Probably 4 of the most exhiliarating hours of my life. I was nearly crying during the SK6er's "Such a Way" cause I was so happy. They had unimaginably awesome stage presence and just.....UH. Like, if you've ever seen Three Amigos, when Ned Nederlander is telling the people of Santa Poco about when a famous female actress said, "Young man, you have got it", then you know what I mean when I saw UH. AHHH!!

After the show was over, most people left, but we hung around cause we thought they were going to give out posters, and GUESS who came out. Tyler Hilton, Pat McGee, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers. Yes, that's right. Tyler walked right up to me and looked right in my eyes, asked my name, and shook my hand. Yeah, we had a little chat, a few laughs. He signed my ticket. He SPELLED MY NAME RIGHT. So hot. Pat has the most gorgeous, deep, glistening eyes ever. And I met him, too, and he signed my ticket. Oh, yes, Stephen signed my ticket, too. He wrote "U R A Queen" on it, and he, too, spelled my name right. I'm pretty sure he did that cause they sang (acapella) "Fat Bottomed Girls" and he certainly saw me singing along, knowing all the words. SHIT GUYS. AHHHH. I have to go now, I'm about to shit myself with excitement!

conformity is bad...
except when it gets your a few free smokes and night of good conversation with a great guy

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so guess what! i just saw Switchfoot, here at school, at a free concert!! it was AMAZING!! they were so so so great! they sound just as good live as they do in their recorded songs, maybe even better. and they improvised stuff, which was awesome. and afterwards, as they played their last song, all these fireworks went off and they were so gorgeous! and there were SO MANY! all these people around me were like, "well there goes all of my tuition" or "so that's the reason for the rising tuition..." i think they just set off the fireworks to give Switchfood time to leave without being stormed by a herd of students. you know, bright lights and loud sounds will keep our attention....and the singer was standing by the audience and reached down and these girls almost pulled him off the stage! and he was trying to back off to go back upstage, and this one girl would not let go of his hand. it was so funny! he was trying to casually pull away and she hung on like her life depended on it!
well that's about it. oh yea, and i got wasted last night and dropped my phone in a toilet and it's busted. anyone have any suggestions for fixing it without going to the store? so far i've heard
-put it in the freezer
-put it in a bowl of rice
any others?

help please!

ok, as i told you guys a couple weeks ago, i'm going to be an ra next year, and with that lovely job i need to come up with door decs, hall decs, themes, etc. well i am working with all men, and to keep it gender neutral and universal our theme for next year is going to be something with cartoons and animation. i need your help in finding a theme for the entire building. like one catch line that ties together school, our dorm name (just leave room for it.. dont worry about knowing it now), and animation/cartoons. if you can come up with anything please let me know b/c i am coming up with nothing and we're trying to get this all done before we go home for summer which is may 4th.

Bad Day

Today sucked a lot. Me and Tom broke up. But I really hope we can stay close friends cause he has become my best friend (tied with Miryam of course). I don't know its pretty depressing and I hope he doesn't mind if I still go to SLU next semester.

So, today had to be the worst day ever.

oh, and in other news...




REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! omg oggejsdgijdgoljgl jdlgje dioguwe (tueo irjA DJFALDJF ASLD FJALSD FJAWLDFA SDFJLASKD FJASLD PISSMYPATNSASDKFJASD FASDJFASDFASD FAD FUCKADUCK ALSDFJA ODFJDJEORUR2393 1100011!!!!! omgWTFBBQTIMES10000000001!1!1!!

yesterday was a weird one...

yeah, so yesterday was already a stranger day than normal. i was sitting outside in the quad reading a book when i saw a tour group walk by (one of MANY during this time of year). i didn't think much of it. i was checking out the potential hampsters when i noticed that one of the parents looked a lot like kevin bacon. "ha" i thought to myself, "what a weird famous person to look like". when i recounted this tale to my friends later they looked at me in bewilderment and told me that it was in fact kevin bacon. he was checking out the school with his son.

Zen Poo

For all of you poo-flinging monkeys out there, I stumbled upon this article. Enjoy, and I hope you all achieve a zen poo sometime soon.
http://www.apechild.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=521

You make baby Hitler cry.

Oh... and happy 4/20. For some reason it is common after making the previous statement, to then call the audience either a motherfucker or a bitch. Instead, I will do this.

finish freshman year of college? check!

so i must say that i'm beyond excited because my last day of classes is this friday.. that's right only three days of classes left
i can't believe how quickly this year went by... anyone else feel that way?

woohoo for the theatre

so i was looking at the dates that phantom of the opera is going to be here, and lucky me, i stumble on an advertisement saying that les miserables is coming back to stl as its last stop before returning to broadway. it'll be here july 18-23 but i will only be here the 18th b/c i'm leaving for europe on the 19th (keegan: call me. there have been a few changes of plans). so whoever would like to go with me, they are welcome. i'm going to pay for the $42 tickets but anyone else who wants to pay less can obviously buy their tickets separately. well, yeah, i was just really excited about that so i thought i'd tell you all most of whom prolly don't give a shit. later ladies and gents

The Iron Hymen Abstinance-Only Pledge

The Iron Hymen Abstinance-Only Pledge:
I, [your name here], hereby pledge:
1. To never let grubby boys touch me – unless it's just fun innocent stuff like tripping me and pulling my hair. (But only the hair on my head!)
2. To never wear trampy stuff like shorts or t-shirts or open-toed shoes, which basically tell horny perverts that I'm a major tramp who's just asking for it.
3. To never do rough stuff like ride horsies or bikes with hard seats, which could break my vagina's freshness seal and make me totally unlovable.
4. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.
5. To never have premarital sex, because Jesus doesn't want anyone messing around inside my girly hole until after His church makes some money off a wedding.
I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from:
~Forcing my wonderful parents to use "tough love" and kick me out of the house for embarrassing them by being such a little whore.
~Having adoption-hungry homosexuals circle my pregnant belly like vultures, hell-bent on corrupting my unwanted bastard child with their sicko "love."

ps. i love the tampon line
pps. happy easter.

know who i love? amanda

know why? because she's wonderfully awesome. she sent me a lovely package that include a pink beanie hippo, an easter egg with candy and power rangers stickers, and the first three months of her star trek daily calendar!!!!!!! aaaahhh! my roommate suggested i wallpaper my half of the room with them, and i just might. i'm just really excited about the picture of ensign kim.

oh, and i'm also doing my sociology research paper on trekkies. what fun, eh?

Hoppy Easter from a Sexy Firefighter to Some Crazy Dudes and Ladies

25,000!

Ok, so i know this is a bit late (i tried posting it earlier but blogger wouldn't let me). anyway, recently we broke 25,000 visits! Woo hoo! I just thought that little tid bit of info should be celebrated, cause we are amazing. :) yay! :)

Party

Dear Everyong:

Today (rather yesterday cause it is after twelve) is Tommy's 19th birthday. You all need to send him presents and money and flowers and candy and maybe even some cute shoes so he can give them to me.

wOOt

it just keeps getting better

yeah, so now i have mono hepatitis and may be going home.

Ring ring ring BANANA PHONE

Okay, so I'm at work with nothing to do, so I'm browsing the internet. I came across a joke that I found so amusing that I giggled for a solid 5 minutes. Keep in mind I like weird, offensive and just plain wrong jokes. Ahem:

Little Johnny says to his mother: Mommy, I keep running in circles!

Mom says to Johnny: If you don't shut the fuck up I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Thank you I'll be here all night. I'm excited to see everyone! I'll be home around 6. And Sarah, you're a godsend and I love you more than life itself.

i have two words for you...

optimus prime

confusion

so... i need some help
i need to be able to tell someone that i need them out of my life for awhile so that i can get on with a few things.. i don't want them out of my life forever, just for the next month(s) or so. what is the best way to tell someone that?

Kinda Depressing...

I have just been feeling really upset all day today and yesterday. Easter Sunday, the 16th, is the anniversary of EJ's accident two years ago. I just really miss him and I miss Nikki a lot too. The anniversary of Zach and Jordan Finley's is coming up on May 9th. I miss them all alot.

The worst thing was when I went with my little sister to go see Jordan in the hospital. Michelle and Jordan were good friends and on the same soccer team. We got to the hospital and found her room and both just started crying. There was little tiny Jordan, unconscious, surrounding by huge machines breathing for her and keeping her heart pumping. She was surrounded by all stuffed animals and flowers and her parents were in the corner crying. The thing that shocked me the most is the nurse. She was a young girl and looked like she was fresh out of school. The nurse was balling just as hard as everyone else and she had never met Jordan before. It's so depressing - she never had a chance to live.

Also I keep thinking about EJ. How I was with him a few days before his accident and he was showing me his new car and we were waiting for Nikki to finish the ACT. We went for a ride all over. I don't like to think about that though because the accident was caused because his car needed new tires and one of the tires blew up or something (I don't really understand how it happened) and he lost complete control of the car. That could have happened with me in the car. It's really scary to think one day you are with someone and they are perfectly fine and happy and nothing is wrong. Then something happens and they are just gone forever.

Sorry I just can't stop thinking about missing EJ. The worst though is trying to get that image out of my head of Jordan at the hospital. And I can't stop thinking of how awful it was for her parents. The accident happened on Mother's Day while Mr. Finley took Mrs. Finley out. Can you image, on Mother's Day, getting a call saying your only son had died and your only daughter is on life support and probably going to die? It's such a scary thought.

It's weird though. Michelle and Jordan were on the same soccer team and I used to go to almost all Michelle's games. Mrs. Finley would tell my mom a lot of times how she has nightmares Zach is going to be in an accident and so she didn't want him to get his permit because of it.

Well sorry for being depressing I have just been feeling very blue about all this lately. Not to mention everything else that seems to be going wrong in my life right about now.

ok, does the freaking snail have a name yet...?

my dilemma.

should i write my short theology paper? or should i instead watch a movie? i mean, it's already 12:10 and i haven't even started on it....perhaps watching a movie is better for my health and moral fiber.

p.s. i just farted. ahh don't fight it, you know you miss it,

sick and bored

blah, so i have been sleeping all day, and now i can't go to sleep. so i am doing the only logical thing i can do which is farting around on my computer. i found a makeup pic that i didn't post for some reason. these are a bit old (right before spring break). i still had my longer hair. ok then. sorry about the boring post. expect a lot of them.

note to everyone:

don't get mono.

i need to just pick a flippin' name

ok, after reading the comments about the snail names and really thinking about what i want to name my snail, i too agree that those names werent all that good. i am however sticking with sgt. pepper cause its adorable, little mexico because for some reason it just seems to fit, and i have decided to rethink optimus prime because i like it and maybe they should be names similarly. just giving and update and thanks for playing along. its been fun getting really weird suggestions. here are some names that i rejected: the internet, slippy, jack sparrow (tempting i know), cheese, burrito, yoshi, slugger, and mort. even though they are cute they just dont seem to fit my snail. anyhoo, the results should be in tomorrow because im getting tired of being indecisive. ok im outy. later gators!

Change of Plans

unfortunately, i don't think i'll be able to have people over this saturday due to the fact that i'm getting my last 2 wisdom teach out friday. so sorry. you'll have to find somewhere else to hang out

just need you to know...

...that i'm missing everyone intenseley lately. i'm having a case of friend-sickness. and it sucks. so i can't wait until summer.
time for a philosophy paper evaluation! whee!

Sorry This Will Be The Last Post

Ok again about the beach. My roomie Rachel wants to come. I found a room that fits 6 people and will cost $86 dollars for four days. Well we get there by 3 pm on Monday, August 7th and leave at 10 am on Friday, August 11th. So basically here are the people I have going:

Keegan
Ella
Tom
Me
Rachel
Mike Bono

I cut the cost a lot (like fifty dollars from the other room). It is pretty cheap I would say. If we cannot find anyone to drive Bono suggested we rent a car or something. I guess we would have to rent a van but then there is the question of who can drive a big van? If anyone can drive a van let me know cause I cannot drive a van I'm used to small cars.

So if anyone has any problems with the second week of August, four nights, $86 dollars, or driving let me know! If no one says anything I am going to just assume you all are going and I will probably book the hotel sometime in the next three weeks. So if anyone has any problems or can't go anymore or anything tell me asap.

lets play name that snail

ok so here it is. i appriciate all your help and input, and i finally narrowed down the names i like the most. some are your suggestios and others are from truman peeps.
- peanut butter
- the republic of texas (pronounced te-has)
- little mexico
- sgt. pepper
- wah wah wah (as in like the sad noise)
- onomonepia
well there you have it. let me know what you think!

surgery

just to let you all know.. i will be having surgery a month from today (may 10th) at the same hospital as last time, st. joe's in kirkwood. i'm giving you a big heads up because with the end of the semster coming up (april 26th.. ahhh!) i dunno how much i'll be able to check up on here. anyway, just wanted to let you all know so that when summer comes and i'm in recovery mode still its not a big shock.

kite down!

this weekend was a lot of fun. on friday night we camped out on the field in the middle of the dorms. on saturday, i lost my virginity. rocky horror style. on sunday, i flew a kite for the first real time and it was fun! until the string broke and the kite flew away. well, actually, that was fun too. we finally found it and then had to get it out of the damn tree. which, also, was fun. plus i was wearing cool pants and my roommate's cool sunglasses. so here are some pictures of us (with the help of some friends and a dining services employee) getting down the kite.

HELP!!

I have been so stressed recently about schools. I am having a very similar problem Miryam is having. I cannot decide which school I want to go to. I am trying to decide between Truman, Mizzou, and SLU.

I love some things about Truman like that I can go horseback riding and that I can take dance lessons. Another good thing about Truman is that it is pretty much all nature and I really love nature. I also love how much snow there is up here. I love playing in the snow sooooo much! The bad things about Truman are that no offense anyone but I feel like I need to move on and meet new people and because I am at Truman I feel like I cannot do that because I know soooooooooo many people at Truman I knew like fifty when I got here. Another bad thing about Truman is it is located in just about the biggest shithole of a town ever and people keep saying to make your own fun but you can't make your own fun for four years you pretty much run out of fun things to do after one semester. Truman has a shitty Greek Life and I kinda want to be in a sorority. I have SAD and because Truman is pretty far north the dark grey long winter season does really affect my depression. Truman is also really really far away from home which sucks because I get homesick a lot. I really hate having a long distance relationship but I don't want to break up with Tom.

Then there is Mizzou. For a while I was positive about Mizzou. The good things about Mizzou are it is closer to home and it still has more nature than SLU and more snow. Mizzou has awesome greek life and a pretty campus. There would be more things to do at Mizzou than at Truman and it would be more fun and I could meet all new people. The bad things about Mizzou are that I would have to lose some of the friends I did make here and it is still far from my house so that if I went home I wouldn't get home til Friday evening and have to leave Sunday afternoon giving me really only one day at home. Also, Mizzou doesn't really have the whole nature thing Truman has and Mizzou doesn't have horseback riding or dance lessons. I think I would have the same problem at Mizzou with the whole depression thing. Again I hate the long distance relationship (even though its not that long of a distance) but I really don't want to break up with Tom.

Then there is SLU. The good things about SLU are that I could be with Tom and Merge and Sarah Meyer and some of Tom's friends who I think are cool. There are soo many things I could do at SLU because it is in the middle of the city. SLU has a pretty campus but its not like natural pretty its like man made pretty if you know what I mean. I guess no one else will get that but oh well. Another good thing about SLU is I can go home whenever and see my family so I won't have to be so homesick. The problems with SLU are that theres really not very much snow in St. Louis and I love snow. Also its not natural at all and you can't see stars or hear birds or anything like that. I really don't like the people at SLU for the most part because I have never had a good experience with someone I do not know - they are all pretty much bitches and assholes. SLU is also in a bad part of the city and that is kinda scary. Also, even though I could see my family more often, eventually I will have to live away from my family so maybe I should start getting used to not being at home now. This is going to sound corny...but, I think being with Tom would make up for the things I don't like about SLU. However, if me and Tom break up then I feel like I would have gone to SLU mostly because of him and then be stuck there after we break up. Another thing is it might make seeing Tom less special because it feels really special since I only get to see him like once a month.

Well, sorry this is so long but I hope you guys can help me out. I have been stressed out soo much because I feel this is a huge decision and I don't want to get stuck at a school I hate.

The Beach

Ok since everyone here is useless I am deciding everything for myself.

We are going to leave July 31st (the day after my birthday) and get back on August 5. That is leaving on a Monday and getting back on a Saturday. We are going to go to Miami. I found a hotel that will cost $130 for 6 nights. If this is too expensive let me know and we can just stay for 5 nights. The hotel is right off the beach and has lots of cool features. There is wireless internet, a pool, room service, handicap rooms (although that doesn't apply to us), a restaurant, health club, concierge, spa services, and pets are allowed.

This is 11 miles from the city. So if we were able to find someone to drive we could go into the city. It shouldn't be too expensive...it's not as good of a deal as the other hotel but I think it is worth the extra money to be in Miami and right off the beach. I guess the biggest issue now to figure out is if anyone can drive or not. I suppose this doesn't apply to Keegan, but anyone else who has a car and a liscense ask your parents if you could drive. Whoever drives will not have to pay for any gas cause of all the milage there would be put on the car - I think the gas cost should be split between the people who aren't driving. So, whoever drives this trip will be a lot cheaper for you.

If anyone has any problems with that idea let me know!

Loose Change

hey, you should all watch this. it's really compelling.

go to http:video.google.com
search for "9-11 Loose Change"

it is a full length film (about an hour and a half) so you'll have to let it load for a while. get a group of people together and sit down and watch it. it is really, really interesting. i really want to tell everyone to watch it. it is really worth your time. if you want more info about it, you can email me and i can tell you more about it in depth. i will say that it is liberal, but it is a lot better than michael more's 9-11 movie. some of my conservative friends took the time to sit and watch it, and they saw that the movie proved some really good points. it's good.

So there's pretty much one month until summer. Granted, I can't wait for classes to be over.

But does anyone else feel like I do, that my parent's house in St. Louis is basically the last place in the world I want to be for three months?

Well, here's my plan. I want to go out of the states - England perhaps? - find a place to live, and find a job to pay for the place to live. Fairly simple, but scary.

Come with me?

I don't really know anyone in Europe who I could get an apartment with. Go figure. I think some of you still talk to your penpals in Germany - what are they up to?

I don't know. No one is probably going to want to go. But it's worth a try.

This is just an announcement that Jacquelyn is going to be in Europe this summer and you are more than welcome to come, even just to visit and mooch off me.

your assistance is needed

ok kiddos, i recently adopted 2 snails. they now live in a high class glass bowl with rainbow colored rocks on the bottom. i have decided to name one of them mega man (as suggested by dan), but i dont know what to name the other one. he is smaller than mega man and he is as cute as a button. here's where ya'll come in: help me name my snail. any and all suggestions will be considered and i will let you know the verdict as soon as i make a decision. love you bunches!!!

to relation to reba's earlier post

it's the spaghetti monster (balloon style)!

Spaghetti Monster!

man, getting rejected is the worst fucking feeling in the world.

Whoopsy daisy and Yippee skippy!

Holla everybody. I was on the phone with Amanda the other day and she asked if I was going to transfer to Fordham, making me realize that I never really told you guys what my decision was. As much as I love NYC (and really like Fordham), St. Mike's is amazing, and I found (for now) my niche: Theater andFrench double major. As for transferring to SLU, as much as I want all y'alls' asses and to see urrabody more often, I actually think it makes me less homesick not to see people very often. The short breaks would just remind me how much I miss you. I'm sure you've figured out by now that the picture is of me and some friends here. To elaborate, it was taken Wednesday night while we celebrated the fact that we all get to live together in the same suite next year. That's only 5/8 of us, but it's pretty much one of the best pictures every taken. I love you all!!! I should be home around May 13 or 14....what about you?

i think nerinx fucked me up...

[upon a second reading i realized that there were so many angry feelings and cuss words in this post that i felt that it needed a disclaimer. consider this that disclaimer.]

it is my belief at this point in my life that nerinx has fucked me up. it is unimaginable to me that for someone (ie me) that attended a single sex institution for four whole freakin years (that's 1,461 days) it is next to impossible to establish healthy relationships (i mean friendships...no i'm still not a lesbian) with any of the girls on my residence hall floor. there is a huge variety of people and you would think that i could find one that shares some of my interests and aspirations for the future. but i suppose i have been spoiled with reasonable and coherent (or maybe incoherent and that's where i'm going wrong) relationships with so many girls back home that i have lofty expectations of girls to be rational and less melodramatic than the bastard child of a soap opera and a modern stereotypical chick flick. i suppose that is my mistake. or maybe it is just me and it has nothing to do with nerinx. or maybe i'm just absolutely insane. or maybe i'm just crazy by society's standards and i'm really the sane one. And now some quotes from some books i've had to read for 20th century fiction, just for you enjoyment.

"Sometimes I think it aint none of us pure crazy and aint none of us pure sane until the balance of us talks him that-a-way. It‚’s like it aint so much what a fellow does, but it‚’s the way the majority of folks is looking at him when he does it." (As I Lay Dying)

"What do you think you are for Christ sake, crazy or something? Well, you‚’re not! You‚’re not! You‚’re no crazier than the average asshole out walking around on the streets." (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)

"I hope she‚’ll be a fool‚—that‚’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool." (The Great Gatsby)

"So many women sit their sadness on an elbow. I wonder if she made the best with what she got or was she sorry because she couldn‚’t be all the things she wanted to be." (House on Mango Street)

"That is why I am going on my way‚—not to seek another doctrine, for I know there is none, but to leave all doctrines and all teachers and to reach my goal alone‚—or die." (Siddhartha)

"If I hadn‚’t spent so much time studying Earthlings,‚” said the Tralfamadorian, ‚“I wouldn‚’t have any idea what was meant by ‚‘free will.‚’ I‚’ve visited thirty-one inhabited planets in the universe, and I have studied reports on one hundred more. Only on Earth is there any talk of free will."(Slaughterhouse Five)

"[S]ometimes I can even see Timmy skating with Linda under the yellow floodlights. I‚’m young and happy. I‚’ll never die. I‚’m skimming across the surface of my own history, moving fast, riding the melt beneath the blades, doing loops and spins, and when I take a high leap into the dark and come down thirty years later, I realize it is as Tim trying to save Timmy‚’s life with a story." (The Things They Carried)

and some lyrics of a song i stumbled across:
"If I had my way, I'd never speak to anyone again/I gotta say, I hate people I'm so sick of them/I just can't stand the bullshit I wish I was so far away from it/I'm just stupid and I'm angry is it immature for me to say/Fuck all you Motherfuckers/Fuck all you Motherfuckers/Fuck all you Motherfuckers/FUCK YOU!/Fuck all you Motherfuckers/Fuck all you Motherfuckers/Fuck all you Motherfuckers/FUCK YOU!/I feel so lame, 'cause that's the best I can do to express myself/It's always the same, say the "F" word maybe that'll help/I'm so sick of trying to fit in, I don't even know where to begin/I got friends but they don't know tell the world to blow me' (Forces of Evil)

Sorry for the pessississississism...

ok seriously now...

if these makeup posts get annoying PLEASE tell me. the reason there have been so many lately is that i have been trying to get a portfolio together for MAC and sephora (aka summer job). hope everyone is rockin'

dai

Attn: Readers of tWoT

Just today I was speaking to some friends and upon recieving an insult, I immediately desired revenge, preferably in the form of a clever retort. For some reason I really wanted to use one of the insults from Wheel of Time but they escaped my mind entirely. It really was devastating, seeing as there are multitudes of appallingly cheesy insults in the series. I beg of you, any assistance. [for ex.-- what was it that Nynaeve would always call Rand? The wool-brained son of a farmer or some such thing?]

ella (and any other truman people that are his friends) i bought clayton 9 lbs of bubble tea poweder for his birthday (mango, mocha, and matcha green tea) plus 5 lbs of boba and 50 straws. in other words, there will be a bubble tea party soon. you had better get your cute butt over there when it happens. ;-)

This Is Hilarious

So Miryam sent me a link to this really funny thing. Read it all it is sooo fucking hilarious.

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

I hope you all laugh, cause it is funny.

my makeup is more liberal than YOUR makeup!

picture whore *cough*

So I am going to get killed for saying this...but,

I am so damn sick of liberals being closeminded and hypocritical. I had to deal with it all through highschool and now I am having to deal with the same damn shit. People need to learn to accept that other people have different opinions and I do not think I have met one liberal person who has really shown me they are openminded. That is all.

Pastafarianism

That's right! The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is finally out.
For those of you who don't know about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, let me fill you in a bit. You see with all of this Intelligent Design crap, this guy came up with a counter to it. Following all the rules of Intelligent Design , you could say that "God" is really just the Flying Spaghetti Montster who sneezed the world into exhistance. The rules of this religion are pretty good too. Every Friday is a holy day which requires you to party. And in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's heaven, their is a beer volcano.
Oh and all the proceeds of the book go to buying a pirate ship. You see, this is how you can explain Global Warming. As the number of pirates in the world has decreased, the temperature of the world has increased so basically, the guy who came up with it is asking people to become pirates for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And then you can go sailing around in a pirate ship, in pirate garb, spreading the good news of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You should check out the site. Just type in Flying Spaghetti Monster in Google. It's the first one to pop up. It's pretty funny. They get lots of hate mail from born-again-Christians and the like. They also get a lot of emails from lawyers offering to sue schools who teach Intelligent Design if they don't also recognize Pastafarianism as a legitamate religion. Funny stuff.
Anyway, Have you heard the good news today?

ok, so i just saw V for Vendetta and it was awesome. if you haven't seen it yet, i'm telling you to go see it now. natalie portman. hugo weaving. amazing. k, now to hw.

the randomness of these pictures kind of sickens me...

So basically I'm pretty bored and decided to post some pictures about what has been going on lately with me. Ya know, who I'm hangin out with and the like...

So this picture is from forever ago. Its from a party I went to with Hannah awhile back, the one where it got busted up by the cops if you remember me tellin you. Anyway, I just found this picture on Hannah's comp and decided to share with you the amazingness that is the Russians that I occasionally hang out with. The one on the left is Nissan and the one Hannah is hugging is Vlad. They are pretty much adorable. Especially when they sing Shake Your Bom Bom at the top of their lungs in their thick Russian accents. I'm in love.


Okay so Friday night a whole whole bunch of the people I hang out with out here ( like all of them) went out to the local bowling alley for a little bit of cosmic bowling to celebrate my friend dillon's birthday (sun). They set up like a little birthday room for him and everything. The kind of thing you would get if you were five. It was pretty cute...This is Pat and Kin. They are pretty much my favorite people here. Pat is like 260 lb and 6'6". Kin is like 120 lb and 4'14" (at least thats what he tell me). The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure that Kin and kick Pat's ass. But they are both the biggest pushovers ever and I love them both.









So anyway...this is a picture of my friend Kin, the only pure asian in my dorm who used to be a gymnast. Earlier that night he also performed all of his tricks which include the back flip, the front flip, the back flip + 360, the 3 clap pushups, the pommel horse dealio, and his break dancing moves. Basically you all have to come visit cause Kin is amazing and everytime theres a newbie here he shows off all of his tricks like a dancing monkey. So you have that to look forward to.





This next pic is of as many people as we could get to stand still for long enough to take a pic. Basically it goes Peter, Brady, me, Courtney, Dillon, Caitlin, Shannon, Mike, Pat, Nic, Megan, and Hannah. Other people that were there were Kin, Eric, Ishmael, Jamin (I don't know his real name), Ryan, Jamie, Brecca, Eric, Smiley, Dan, and some other girls. (I know you probably don't care but I'll just trying to illustrate just how absolutely insane such an event was.)



So this would be Alex, Hannah (my roommate)'s boy friend. He is humping a light pole. We decided to go on this humping photo adventure around Old Town which is kind of like the Central West End or the Loop. It was pretty goofy and reminded me of the scavenger hunts from home.














So this would be one of those humping pictures. Alex thought it was funny cause the sign says "Towed" and see what he is doing to my foot? Yea...its...funny...or something...not really...but it amused him...and thats what mattered...








This is a super cool picture of Hannah, Eric, and I surfing in California.

makeup post what what

oh man here is some makeup. uh, i got nothing.

Me and my hot twins (who were my sons in the play), bitches. The hotter one is making a weird face, but that's ok.

just a lil update

hello friends. it has been a while. just a little bit of an update and some pictures. for all you non-truman people, clayton shaved his head for some benefit thing. it is pretty wacky seeing him without hair. heh. oh and the weather in massachusetts has been absolutely beautiful for the last several days so i have been trying to spend as much time as possible outside. my friends and i even went into the forest and built a dam. good times. oh and the other night i went to the bathroom and when i came back the boy was stuck upside down in the the spot between the end of my bed and the wall. i didn't ask questions, just took pictures. heh. alright everyone i hope the weather is treating you all well and i shall see you sooner than later.

dai

MY CAR!

our freakin saturn was stolen this morning.. our car is gone!!!! wahhhh
do you guys remember how my dad's foot was broken for father/daughter last year? well that was because he was in a bad accident that totaled our escort... so last april we bought the saturn to replace the escort.. so basically exactly a year after we bought the saturn it was stolen...
that's my story

once upon a time...

...i was at steak n' shake, and it was 12:15 am on April Fool's Day. and this old man comes up and informs me that steak n' shake is going out of business. and i was like, "oh really"? and he goes, "april fool's! aaaaa!" in a creaky old man voice, while his little blue eyes lit up with joy, and he raised his hands in fists of triumph. it was weird.

Ok this time I am serious

Well I needed to get back to St. Louis this weekend. So I talked to this cute guy in my biology class and he says he has enough room for one more person in his pick up truck with him and his roomate. So I meet his roomate today and we are all shoved in the front of the guy's pick up truck. The guy giving me a ride home is named Bo and the roomate is named Daniel. I have never met Daniel before until the car ride.

So Bo told me he takes 270 to Illinois. Me, being an idiot, assumed he was taking 270 South. So I asked him and I don't think he was listening and he was like "Yep". So I figured they could drop me off at my house. Well we get to 270 and I see they take north. So we try to figure out somewhere they could drop me off and Bo decides he can drop me off at SLU. Well we get lost going to SLU and Bo accidentally passes up the exit so we have to go into Illinois before we can turn around. These guys live in Illinois. Daniel was like "I was going to go up to SLU tonight after I went home and took a shower and got something to eat so would you mind coming over to my house and then I can take you up to SLU?" Thinking I had already caused enough problems, I was like "Yep that is fine."

Well I get to this kids house. Never met the kid before or his family. We sit down to dinner together. Me, this kid I met three hours ago, and his parents. How awkward is that? The funniest part was when I was leaving and the dad offered me beer and I was like "No, thank you." and the dad was like "Well I will probably never see you again so I hope you have a good life" I was like "Oh, um, thanks you too"

It was sooooooooooo awkward. Anyway I ended up at SLU and got back home and everything. It was pretty funny though.

This is soooooo horrible...

My sister was in a car accident and she is in the hospital. It is soo awful!