i found this online somewhere and thought it was funny...

"Today we salute you Miss Nerinx Hall Marker. When you're not playing soccer, field hockey, volleyball, basketball, racquetball, swimming, diving, tennis, golf, cross country, track, lacrosse, or softball (while beating Ursuline again), performing in a musical or play, eating bagels at a SAC/SLC mtg, or doing one of many more over-commitments, you're sleeping in the library, talking on your phone in the bathroom, coloring in your planner, or eating nachos at 9:40 am. Whether it's Seniors leaving campus, Juniors with their new rings, Sophs with car keys, or Frosh in beanies, you're always creating everlasting friendships in a high school full of some of the best girls in St. Louis. So crack open an ice cold BudLight Miss NH Marker, because most likely you are listening to hippie drumming on the way to assembly with your northface over your back...and your skirt unable to be zipped."