Marker Splotches

Ramblings of the markers

Sunday, July 30, 2006

P.P.P.P.S

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA HOVIS!!!!!!!!

So...Europe is pretty much baller

And I´ve got Amanda saying baller shot caller now. Haha, I´m taking over. Anyway we went to a club on Friday, made out with two guys, and got a phone number. She´s really nice. We hung out with her last night at the club and on the beach before going into the club where the staff is disgustingly hot, and they aren´t allowed to wear anything other than skimpy swimsuits. The guys are so hot, but some of them are too good of friends with steroids, so they seem to have difficulty with normal everyday functions, like walking. Jenny is the girl we met on Friday at the club, she´s originally from Venezuela, moved to Denver for high school and college and then she moved out to Barcelona two months ago. She knows all the good spots for nightlife, and she´s also a bartender at the Hard Rock here. Her friends are really cool too, we´re going out with them again tonight. Okay, gotta go find clothes, but love to all and we´ll see you soon. Oh yeah, PS, Amanda is having a party on Friday the 4th when we get back, but we can´t really call people and plan it seeing as we´re out of the country. I go back to school the 10th, and Steph leaves the 6th, so this is really one of the last parties. Make it big. Call everyone. Ciao.

Keegan and Amanda

P.P.S. There´s a carwash on the 12th and Amanda needs girls to help. It´s for MS. Help the shakers. It´s at 1pm.

P.P.P.S. Did we mention that Jenny´s friend Fabian is a gay guy from the south of France and we´re both basically in love with him?

Friday, July 28, 2006

Keegan

Haha on Hannah Montana they made a Yo Yo Ma joke. This lady was like "I know Yo Yo Ma" (or something along those lines) and then she goes "He actually calls me his Yo Yo MaMa." Remember that one time where I said that stupid thing about Yo Yo Ma? That was funny.

Anyway just thought you should know that. I heard it and thought of you.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

i lovermont

ok, i have to agree with myrm - vermont is the most beautiful place ever. i just got back from visiting the boy at the circus. the weather was lovely. even when it was raining it was still wonderful.

we climbed down this ridiculous mountain on our butts to a rope swing that the boy's friend made. it was 35 feet above the water, straight down into this incredibly deep glacial lake. to get the rope back you had to use a long stick.

wow vermont is unlike any place i have ever been.




Monday, July 24, 2006

hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?

Great! My name is Anna, and I'm with the Human Rights Campaign. We're the nation's largest gay and lesbian civil rights group. We're out here today signing up new members, so I'm really glad that you stopped. (insert clipboard) Here, take a look at this. Right now, we're continuing our fight against discrimination.

As you probably know, the religious right and their allies in Congress are trying to ammend the U.S. Constitution to ban marriage for same sex couples. This would be the first time ever that the Constitution is changed to take away the rights of a specific group of people.

Now, thanks to a lot of public support, we convinced Congress to reject this in 2004. But the issue will definitely come up again, so it's very important that we continue to build support from fair-minded people like yourselves, and that's why we're out here today.

So, the best way you can support this effort right now is to become an HRC Partner. Partners give a small monthly contribution through a credit card or checking account, and this is a great way to help us out because it keeps our overhead costs down and it gives us the ongoing support it takes to keep having a big impact. And it's really easy to sign up right now!

(Seriously, y'all. Go to www.hrc.org and sign up like me and merge.)

(I just had my first business trip and spent a week in Chicago working for the HRC. It was awesome.)

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

BIRTHDAY

Just so everyone knows, my birthday is Sunday July 30th. Buy me something nice. Seriously.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Monday, July 17, 2006

OKAY

Yo. So Amanda and I leave tomorrow. I wanna see your bitchass faces. Figure out something to do tonight, I can't plan anything seeing as I have a few things going right now. Yeah, that's all I've got. Call me.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Hookah

Tomorrow night does anyone want to get together and go to the hookah bar in the loop??
Let me know and we can plan something

Project Runway

does anyone watch project runway? if you do, or if you love me a lot would someone please tape it for me when i'm out of town? its on wednesday at 9 o'clock. i would love you forever and ever

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

hmm... i am feeling a party at my house... won't be for several weeks (early august), but i am thinking construction worker theme... any other suggestions?

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

for your viewing pleasure


just to brighten your day ^__^

Sunday, July 09, 2006

:(

today is a sad day. let us all take a moment for silence............watching france lose was heartwrenching. zidane shall never win another world cup. *tear* and now i'll have to wait 4 more years before i can cheer them on again.

but now i look on to better things such as the spaghetti and spinach that is waiting to be eaten :)

Friday, July 07, 2006

JOHNNY DEPP IS IN MY LIVING ROOM

hi peeps. if you have a vagina you are invited to my house saturday night.

you may call it a "girls' night" if you like because as we will be eating crappy food (i.e. cookie dough) and watching johnny depp be beautiful in ed wood, i believe the qualifications are fulfilled to label it as such.

i have a family party i forgot about though so I won't be back at my house till 9:00 or so. just come at say 9:30 and it'll all be good.

no boys allowed!! i elect reba as bouncer. she's rough tough and has no mercy when it comes to getting down with your girly friends. he he.

anywayzz see ya laters hopefully ~~~~ :* Jac

pirates II

hey,
just for the record, pirates II is awesome.
at the end though, i have to say that this trilogy really compares to the star wars trilogy. the way that the stories work at least. pirates I is cool and can stand on its own. then pirates II, the bad guys strike back and it's darker than the first (i'm trying not to give away anything). i hoping III will wrap up some of the stories (Davy Jones, love thing, will's father, etc). yay. pirates rock.

and johnny depp was amazing as usual.
though i think my favorite was that cool gypsy woman (who i can't remember the name of).

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

work is finally worth it!

so, like many people, i've been working a hell of a lot this summer. and it has sucked a lot. not enough time to see people or do things that i want. yeah, i need the money for college, blah, blah, blah.
But!
the other day, it was finally worth it to work there.
because at borders, they have two lifesize cardboard cutouts of jack sparrow. and i got one of them!! for free!! hahahahahaha! (on ebay they're selling for at least $40...i saw one go for $80) yay! so mr. depp as captain jack sparrow will be standing next to my bed all night long at college. hehehe. i'll protect him from all lipstick and open container drinks with my very life. you should all visit him too. hehehe.
anyway, just thought the other jack sparrow fans would like to know that they can come hug him if they want (just not too hard). i should get him in the middle of july. so once i get him home you can come say hi. savvy?
yarr, maties.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Bored.

I'm bored, so I'm subjecting you all to my rambling. I'm working at the Holiday Inn, but it's rainy so I'm inside. Although earlier when it was raining, there was this family who has a pool membership who stayed outside under a tree because the mother was like , "I know, the clouds will clear and the sun will come out." And she kept pointing out the movement of the clouds to me. Blah blah, lady. I don't care. I just wanna leave. So yeeeaaah. I ate a cupcake. My boss bought them for all the hotel employees. It had too much icing and it turned my mouth red. Ew. So now I'm going to go read Great Expectations. I know, you're jealous. Let's have an orgy.

a little too much fun with you tube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qHYaKxgn1Q&search=emperor%27s%20new%20groove - squirrel from emperor's new groove (gageba?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Mqj4tQlLk&search=fight%20club - rules of fight club.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAZkrH-qaU8&search=newsies - "a pair of new shoes with matching laces...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBwlzz7nJ0s&search=newsies - mmmm pelvic thrust.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjOmLl7ltjM&search=i%27m%20too%20sexy%20johnny%20depp - for sarah's enjoyment. and anyone who is obsessed with johnny depp as well.


enjoy. :)

She Drives Me Crazy! (ooo ooo)

So I just rediscovered one of my favorite songs from my childhood. "She Drives Me Crazy" by the Fine Young Cannibals. When I was little, I would listen to this song on my walkman (we had it on tape - the single - it was cool. It was white, and had their black outlines on it or something. I thought it was really freaking cool). But anyway, I have vivid memories of listening to this over and over again and singing, probably at the top of my lungs and most definately sounding terrible. Anyways, I was sitting at my computer today, thinking about songs from my childhood (sparked by a conversation last night when for some reason the song "Somebody's Watching Me" by the Rockwells, ft. Michael Jackson, came up). For some reason the name "Fine Young Cannibals" popped in my head, and my obsession was reawakened. I don't know why I felt it was important to share this tidbit of info with all of you, but I am pretty darn excited that I have rediscovered a song that is probably by most standards a disaster of a song, but I love it. hehe

p.s. another random tidbit - when I was little, I thought their name was Fine Young Cannonballs. Because I didn't know what Cannibals were. Yup, I was one cool kid.

p.p.s. I am sorry I can't attach the song to this, so the rest of you can share in the wonderful 80's-ness of the song, but I don't know how. go look it up bitches.

p.p.p.s i just looked it up for you - new level of hilarity. hahahahah i giggled the whole time i watched this. It is the music video for this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSa9s5x6tIQ&search=fine%20young%20cannibals
watch.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

FIREWORKS...AND FIRE!

GROWL. Monkeys are boogerheads that won't fly when you tell them to. Anywho, I was wondering what was going on for the 4th of July. I'd like to blow stuff up and swim or something. Skin cancer is preferable, if I can get a tan. Wheeeeeee. Yeah I've got nothing. I just want to have plans for the 4th. WORK ON IT, PEOPLE!

Saturday, July 01, 2006

FIREWORKS!!!

fireworks fireworks fireworks. i looooove fireworks!!!