JOHNNY DEPP IS IN MY LIVING ROOM
hi peeps. if you have a vagina you are invited to my house saturday night.
you may call it a "girls' night" if you like because as we will be eating crappy food (i.e. cookie dough) and watching johnny depp be beautiful in ed wood, i believe the qualifications are fulfilled to label it as such.
i have a family party i forgot about though so I won't be back at my house till 9:00 or so. just come at say 9:30 and it'll all be good.
no boys allowed!! i elect reba as bouncer. she's rough tough and has no mercy when it comes to getting down with your girly friends. he he.
anywayzz see ya laters hopefully ~~~~ :* Jac
posted by jacquelyn @ 4:24 PM
14 Comments:
vagina? that means dan and nick can go
ok, so you must have a hole in your underside that a penis can fit into and that no shit (bm, poop, whatev) can come out of to come to jack's.
and, jack, are we watching "the philadelphia story" too? i thought we were going to.
OH please I want to come! I was supposed to go on holiday with my bf and his fam, but alas, I am working until 10pm and the short shit head who works with me will not work for me. Please I hope I am coming. Please.
i feel discriminated against
the philidelphia story with katharine hepburn and cary grant? i love that movie! and i guess johnny depp- though i think we should celebrate his greatness with charlie and the chocolate factory. ohh wells.
that's right - philedelphia story as well. i just forgot what it was called. come mrm, of courses.
and chocolate factory is cool too but i'd have to say that johnny is not so hot in that one.
just to clear things up, Johnny is not hot in Ed Wood. he's not really supposed to be. if you wanna see him really hot, rent Don Juan Demarco.
He was just FINE in Crybaby. Mmmmm.
Johnny is not hot in any movie at any point in his life. Sorry. He is not hot.
BLASPHEMY
my ears!!!
he was indeed super fine in crybaby.
ok then you must not actually see him or something cause he is gorgeous. always has been and always will be. period.
well...he's not HOT in edward scissorhands. he's an adorable freak. but not hot.
and yes, he was super gorgeous in cry baby with his tear tattoo and electric chair tattoo. and his great voice.
sigh...
Hovis, I never wanted to fuck him until I saw 'Crybaby'. I just saw Pirates II last night and didn't want his unit in my girly hole. But watch 'Crybaby' and you will understand. You may even overstand. Yes it's true.
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