i don't know what to say about these

Said by a good friend of mine who is openly gay:

"Anna, if I wish I were straight so I could be attracted to you."
-Jaysen

And last night, we played our star trek drinking game while watching First Contact, and this came up from my not-openly anything friend:

"Anna Verner (pronounced German), when I'm in my straight moods, I think about dating you."
-Brock
"You have straight moods??"
-Anna