Let's burn stuff
If you are coming to my house tomorrow, which, of course, you are, and you have any college papers or whatever that you don't want anymore, bring it over. I saved all of the college info and application stuff I ever got and I'm going to burn it all tomorrow night. Whee. In case you forgot, Miryam's house, 8pm. Be there, or be fugly.
posted by pipsqueak @ 8:39 PM
9 Comments:
i remember anna's SHE day thing- having received enough college mail to heat the entire country of china (or something to that effect). i'm close to that too. oi
See here is what you should have done. Everytime you took an ACT or PSAT or whatever, you just check the box saying dont let colleges contact me. Then you apply to only one school, and keep a real low profile. That way(like me) you only get stuff for about 6 months from maybe 3 other schools then the one you want.
I already shreded it all in my paper shreder and recycled it. Burning paper really isnt as much fun as you think. It just makes a lot of smoke. The most fun you can have with burning paper is phone books. Tare off the top cover. then set a lit match on top. Now watch as it burns away one page at a time. Simply amazing. Oh and if you burn the yellow pages the flame is blue.
why don't we recycle them? much better for the environment. even though burning may be fun for a night, recycling makes the earth happy for an eternity. or something like that.
The funny thing is that I do look fugly today and that's precisely why I won't burden you with my presence!
" you have way too much time on your hands jeff"
you probably have more. 40 hours of work, 56 hours of sleep, that leaves 72 hours a week for me to waste. Or a little more than 10 hours per day. Minus NASCAR on sunday's and the occasional video game or self-help book, that leaves me only about 6-7 hours per day on my computer. Which frankly isnt that much.
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I prefer computer nerd, but loserfreak will have to do i suppose. And I can see someone isnt at the book burning party, or whatever you gals are burning.
we aren't nazis...and please don't disgrace the terms loserfreak or computer nerd by labeling jeff as such...
My handle has been cmptrnrd since before most of you had dial-up, I hardly feel I am disgraceing the term.
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