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Monday, August 29, 2005

the best way to start off school!!

ok so my first class monday morning (today) was footballs and frisbees. i was thinking "ok this is cool. i hope we do some more football stuff than frisbee stuff". so i walk in to the gym where there are like 100 students getting split up into classes. one of the coaches tells me to go over to the far end of the bleachers cause thats where i'll meet my teacher. so i mosey over there and have a seat. i see girls coming my way... they pass me. i see guys coming my way... they sit down... after about 10 minutes of this, coaches come out and begin classes. this is when i realize that i am the only girl in my class. SWEETNESS!! i was like "yeeha!! i get to play football with a bunch of guys and no girly girls... oh oh and i hope the coach lets us play tackle (uh the only real way to play football, hello?)". the teacher turns out to be the assistant football coach (nice...), he calls roll and i am again the only girl (nice...) and then he announces that its an ultimate frisbee class (ni- wait what?). that was disappointing... oh and by the way, guess who is in my class... carolyn...? mike snoderly. thats right. oh dear god this is going to be an interesting class. sieriously though, i really hope they dont go easy on me just because im a girl. i hate that. i can take a hit as much and as well as i can give one... :D

"We will be perfect in every aspect. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You make a fumble, i will break my foot off in you John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection." ~ remember the titans

2 Comments:

Blogger Anna said...

darling, i hate to break it to you, but ultimate frisbee doesn't actually have anything to do with violence (or even physical contact)... sorry to disappoint...

11:01 AM  
Blogger Ponyboy Got Goosed said...

oh i am well aware that there is little contact in uf but that was in refernce to the whole football rant... a little disconnected... but eh still there...

9:50 PM  

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