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Friday, April 27, 2007

Tampons.

i really wanted to share this story i have about tampons. laura's post inspired me. the first time i got the courage to finally be serious about trying tampons, i used a supersized one because that's all i could find in my sis's room. so i tried it, but it was huge, and so it hurt like a BIATCH and then---it got stuck. halfway in. and it would NOT come out. so i finally called my other sis sobbing because it hurt so bad because i was having such a light period, and i could not figure out how to get it out without destroying my vag. so, finally, about an hour or two after it went in, i just ripped it out. it felt like i was birthing a very small child made of 100% cotton. FUCK FATTY TAMPONS.

4 Comments:

Blogger pipsqueak said...

You should have aroused yourself, you know, create some lubrication down there.

1:08 PM  
Blogger justsuckit said...

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3:46 PM  
Blogger maggotsparklepow said...

ummmm....

12:01 PM  
Blogger Reine said...

GOD! I hate when I don't check splothces frequently enough to catch the comments before they get deleted

2:33 AM  

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