fire drills are stupid....
especially when your residents don't come out of their rooms and you have to do it two nights in a row...
oh well


i will also be in st. louis this weekend. well st. louis on friday, sunday and monday. mizzou on saturday.

Knock knock...

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?



PS. I'll be in St. Louis this weekend. That is all.

"you need to find yourself a girl, mate"

so i've decided i need a job cause this is what happens when i have nothing to do...
CAUTION: this an extension of my boredom...to not only put together freakin huge collages to hang on my walls but also to blog on the experience....
CAUTION #2: don't drink caffinated beverages before trying to go to bed...
CAUTION #3: everyone should come visit me...look how bored i am...
CAUTION #4: sorry i'm subjecting you to my creative-wall-puke...
basically heres the story...got sick of looking at blank walls and had way too much time on my hands so i had the plan to spray paint three boards and hang them up...but i ran out of spray paint...the left is only half done...the right is done except for a giant penis in the background, compliments of my friend pat...and the middle one just had some boobs painted on it...again...compliments of pat...and i was too cheap to buy another can of paint...plus it was lame looking so i decided to get a little bit more creative with some crap i had lying around...it then turned into a geometric dilemma...
the cds are just hangin on a bunch of thumbtacks i had lying around...pissed the shit out of my neighbor while i hammered them all in...but my cds are now organized...YEAH? (i call this piece subliminal musical penis)
for this one i just had some green cloth laying around and decided to stretch it across...then i got a little carried away with pictures i found on facebook...yes i'm pretty sure i have everyone up there...don't worry...i love you all...
so this one was blank for like 3 days cause i was out of pictures and cds and suffered the dilemma of circles, squares, ______...so today i just started cutting random crap out of magazines in triangle shapes...this is why i think i need a job...i could be a lot more productive with my time...maybe...no yea definitely...

This forehead has been brought to you by Jacquelyn Meiners. The bags under the eyes are courtesy of Flaming Lips and Sonic Youth who lured me to their freaking amazing concert the night before leaving for college.

lets all jump off a bridge

sound like fun? i thought so. it would be better than looking at markersplotches everyday to see that there is nothing new. well, tata!

by the way, strangely enough, i miss stuart and his ability to insult me (or at least try) during every conversation we have. the end

...no no no no this is all wrong...

no no no no this college thing just isn't working out for me...not anymore...i think i'm done...i can quit now right? go back to stl and work at the hd dealership? right? yea?

so today was the first day of classes...started off great...woke up somewhat early...went to my motorcycle...started it up...discovered the belt had snapped...or been cut...the jury is still out...so i had to drive to class...park rediclously far away...run to calc...show up 15 min late...get reamed by the hot teacher...math teachers aren't supposed to be hot...specially this one...total douche bag...skip off to spanish where we have an inclass composition about ourselves and our goals for the future...then to the bookstore to spend $500 on 5 necessary but not used books...then to microecon which was not quite as exciting as the first two classes of the day...but nonetheless lame...walk to my car where the bag in which i'm carrying my newly purchased books rips open spilling my books in the only puddle on campus...get to my car and as true in every truly emo sob story it begins to rain on the way home...which wouldn't be so bad except lets all remember the current state of my car...haven't eaten anything so i decide the perfect thing to eat would be chips and salsa which thanks to my roommate we have neither left...love that...then you throw in the whole paper cut/jammed toe/spilt soda on shirt/ran out of clean underwear/cd player won't work correctly/rains everytime i step outside factors and i can almost say this was a pretty horrible day... i blame school...i think i'll quit

thanks for letting me bitch...

new piercing

stu talked me into it

One Last Party

so i decided to have one last party for everyone who will be left in town. it will be sat evening. i don't get off work until 9 so the party will begin around 10. clayton will be here to dj, so we'll have some good music. i hope everyone comes. you know the drill, bring swimsuits, friends, any food or drink you want, etc. laura hovis, i have some of your clothes. and i think that's it. later

Ahem, without further ado...

My cousin. Yes, this is my cousin, Philip. I have no idea how I missed out on his genes.

This is his body.




















This is what he looked like at the wedding. That's his sister, Courtney fixing his collar. She's gorgeous too. The whole fucking family is.

PS, YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK

Hello. Okay, I need everyone's new addresses. Send them to me at lilfiery113@hotmail.com. Thank you. If you want mine, again email is dandy, or you know my screen name. Cheers.

how come every time you come around my london bridge wanna go down?

I would just like everyone to know that my very last day of work is this thursday (August 17th)!!!
what this means for ella: 8 whole days of work-free summer vacation! i can't wait! we have to do fun things.....anyone who hasn't left yet ^__^
meghan and i wanna go to a club ((whoo hoo)) and everyone is invited and expected to go!! i'll let everyone know details soon......
anyway, i'm just so happy and excited that i decided to share with everyone!!!

this made me chuckle

and shake my head. whoever did this one totally had too much time on their hands...

http://quizilla.com/users/Alone-in-a-dark-corner/quizzes/Hogwarts%20Quiz%20(boyfriend%2C%20name%2C%20what%20you%20look%20like%2C%20future%2C%20very%20detailed!)

and dark the stormy seas.

thank you

thanks to everyone (margaret, alexis, etc.) who has offered to help. i'm grateful to you all and will be happy to see you on sat. if you could please meet at my house at between 12:30 and 12:45. or if you're coming later, you can just come up to the enterprise parking lot a block from my house, i'm sure you'll see us there. the car was will go on between 1 and 5 so come at any point in time. love you all

sorry my posts are so boring.

'bout that car wash

hey amanda i can probably go, so i'm going to scope out the ride sitch. also, i have to work at six. i'll probably just call you.

HELP ME!

so i promised my mother that i would do a car wash to benefit multiple sclorosis (sp?) on sat. i really need some help for this though. it's taking place at 1 o'clock at the enterprise rent-a-car parking lot by my house. if you want to help me, you'll get free food and my undying love (and who can pass that up?) so if you're interested please give me a call soon. later

sorry folks, no party this week. my dad has to have surgery, and i can't have a party.

greetings from tulsa

so i'm all moved into my room and whatnot... i must say that it is really weird being back at school so early. i start RA training tomorrow and go for two weeks straight (should be interesting...). my suitemates this year are a bunch of athletes so they are already moved in as well, nice girls so far....

just wanted to see how everyone was doing back in stl... b/c not much is happening here (people aren't going outside much since the temp hit 104 today)

ps- happy birthday nikki!

haaar

god it is dead in here... ok so i did erica's hair yesterday. i colored it and added neon green and violet extensions. yay! i think she looks really pretty. too bad i forgot to take a "before" picture before we colored her hair... that would have been cool. input always appreciated!

St. Joe's ATV Park

So me and my family like to go down to this ATV park. It's really cool and has an awesome lake for swimming and tons of space for ATVing and all kinds of things. Anyway I was there today and decided to go on one of the trails through the woods. Well all the trails intersect each other so basically you end up in the middle of the woods with 100's of trails everywhere. It took me a while to figure out where I was but eventually I did. So the trails all go up hill. On the way back down I saw the path was covered with a huge tree that probably got knocked down in the storm. So I took the rockier steeper path.

Anyway I'm going down the hill and my ATV gets stuck on a rock and is about to tip over. I climb off and try to push the ATV over the rock. Eventually I push it over the rock and I had my hand on the brake so it didn't continue rolling down the hill. Well the rock I was standing on apparently wasn't very sturdy and started like a small rock slide I got caught in. I skidded all the way down this huge hill. I was freaking out cause the ATV rolled down too and was headed straight for the lake but hit a tree and stopped before it flew into the lake. Luckily for the ATV the only damage is a dent in the front. I was not so fortunate.

I scraped up my whole body really bad and have a really deep cut in my leg. My shoulders, arms, elbows, wrists, hands, stomach, hips, thighs, knees, and shins are all torn up with strawberries and bruises and cuts. But the worst is my right leg. I got a really deep gash in my leg. When I got back to the shelter by the lake my parents made me get in the lake and clean all the mud off so they could examine the wounds. It was so painful. And on top of it, these stupid minnows kept eating the blood off my legs and it hurt. And everyone was staring at me cause I was covered in blood and crying cause it hurt.

Well I have a deep cut in my right leg and my mom wanted to go to the hospital and have it stiched up but my dad said no because it is dirty and has mud stuck in there. My mom was like "The hospital can clean it" but my dad said no and I just need to soak it every day a couple times. It is painful.

This is a picture of my right leg. The black spots on my leg are the deep cuts. The long blackish cut is the deep one.

This is a picture of the really deep cut. It is hard to see and it's not that big but it hurts and feels like my leg is on fire.

Anyway, that was my Thursday. It was sooo much fun.

PS - This week is shark week. I have been watching Shark Week since I was a baby. My dad always gets the first week of August for vacation and thats when Shark Week comes on so it has become a family tradition.

just to put it out there again... i WILL be having a party at my place sometime very soon. hopefully next week.

food fight

i want to have another one. a big one. lots of people and lots of food. lets do it! maybe wait for a day when the eggs wont fry on our heads...

you guys are bitches and not the good kind

i hope that you are getting ready for the party and telling everyone. its friday night at my house. and why hasn´t anyone posted anything? i´ve posted more and i´m in fucking europe. get it together people.