Marker Splotches

Ramblings of the markers

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Is there anybody out there?

Can anyone name that song? It's the first line of a song. Points to whoever gets it. I am bored. And I vote we should have a big New Year's party. And it irritates me that no one posts or acknowledges that we read this damn thing. Sorry, Ella said the same thing, except she was nice about it. But whatever. If anyone has any ideas for New Year's, tell me. Or post. Or if you need help planning a party, I can help. Seriously guys, I know we're all bored. Let's bring in the new year together and only remember it from the pictures we take. Sound good?

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Fully formed nuggets.

It is 8:20am and I should be getting dressed. Why so early? you might ask. Well, let me tell you. Rosey is leaving poop on my parents' bed and around the house. This is not normal for our little black friend. When she shits in the house, she usually leaves a pile, and it's because she's mad at us because she is a vindictive little snot. I digress. So obviously this new development must mean she has some horrid disease, and thus I must take her to the vet at the next open appointment. My dad called yesterday, and was giggling hysterically- bright red face and tears included. He couldn't get over the fact the nurse wanted him to describe the poop.

Nurse: "Is it diarrhea?" Dave: "No, they're fully formed nuggets."

Who the hell says that? And now I am on my way to the vet, with a bag of poop Rosey so lovingly left this morning. I. Hate. My. Life.

Watch this. It will make you squirm and give your stomach the happy-tinglies.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lHAshi4vdbg

Monday, December 10, 2007

yo, holmes, to bel-air!


it has been forever since I've posted. A sudden wave of nostalgia has washed over me, and I thought I'd all let you know!!

It seems like just yesterday we were all semi-dorky (yet deliciously quirky) teenage girls, bounding around in plaid skirts. As I facebook-stalk all of you (yes, I do it all the time), I find it hard to believe that so much time has passed. I love seeing pictures of you guys having fun (even if it's with people I don't know), adventuring, and causing general mayhem. it's good know that some things don't change. But it is interesting to me to see what does change. I love what you people choose to list as your "interests" and "favorites." it cracks me up, and reminds me of certain things that I once knew about certain people (like favorite songs, colors, books. or feelings that they had about issues and people). I wonder if those things are still true?


Long story short: lets have a new year's party.
-ella