For the love of god...
Please. Go to this site. And read all of the stories. They are true. It is amazing.
www.tuckermax.com
posted by Keegan @ 5:06 PM
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i'm sorry...i find most of the stuff this tucker max character does is completely and totally rude, uncalled for, and reprehensible....however...i don't think i have laughed so hard as i have when reading this particular story at 2:30am...here is an excerpt...
"I see a trail of shit, starting very wide at my feet, getting progressively smaller until it apexes at the chunky white shoes of none other than the small Mexican lady janitor.
Her eyes met mine. We may have been separated by numerous religious, language and socioeconomic barriers, but the "What the fuck just happened?" expression on her face crossed all boundaries.
Now really--picture this scene: I am butt-ass naked, crap plastered all over my ass, legs, back and head, standing about 20 yards away from a Mexican maid, with a trail of black liquid shit leading from her directly to me. What would you do? I wasn't sure. I don't think there is any defined etiquette for this situation."
He is fucking unbelievable!
I have to take a rest between stories because i need to regain my breath.
no yea....that excerpt is just as funny to me when it isn't 3 am and i've already taken the stupid econ test i was supposed to be studying for...which is saying something cause usually people aren't amused by much of anything after they have been irrevocably, illogically and anally raped by something as typically logical as microeconomics....
I do not think that those are all personal experiences. I find it funny that he is able to work in the destruction of the "evidence" that would support his story.
While they are funny, I am pretty sure this guy just has an overactive imagination. Perhaps some of his stories are based on some fact, however, I stand by my previous statement that those stories probably aren't true to his life.
whether they happened or not they are true to life for me in that they crack my shit up late at night when i'm bored shitless... and thats all i'm really lookin for...low expectations are fullfilled quickly...
wow hovis. once again, you seem use carefully chosen words to completely ruin the moment.
I bet they are true. someone with enough money and completely deviod of morals could accoplish all that and more.
rock on tucker max!
i agree with everyone but hovis here. honestly, who cares if they're true or not? they are simply and amazingly entertaining. and i think that they could very well be true. so yeah, hovis, just take them for what they're worth: the funny factor.
do they have to have happened in order to be true?
I'm not saying they aren't funny cause they aren't true. I was just commenting that in the post Keegan said they were completely true and I disagreed.
I agree with everyone else. I dont care if they are true. They are funny whether they are true or not.
My intention wasn't to sound the way I apparently sounded when I said that.
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