am joining nudist colony.
there is very little more depressing than spending hours shopping and leaving without pants.
gee, that makes it sound like i was half naked leaving the store... fear not.
i won't be talking to the following people for some time now out of sheer jealousy:
margaret
angela
missy
carolyn
keegan
possibly jacquelyn
(get butts, why don't you!?)
anyone else i may talk to. unless i realize that you belong on this list.
posted by Anna @ 9:01 PM
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i also hate shopping for pants... i feel your pain in shopping and coming up with nothing... we should boycott
you're mad because we don't have butts? hey, buying pants without a butt is hard too! they just kinda hang there and look stupid. and don't even GET me started on buying pants when you're 5'9" and not 200 pounds. ever try that? yeah, good luck
what interests me more is which people aren't on your list... i don't think i ever noticed people's butts (except for one individual's ass dimples of course)
i have wayy wayy too much butt. and keegan dont tell me my butt is proportional to my body because you said that before and you are wrong. way wrong.
carolyn has a butt and i kinda think jax has a bit but not much
ive been told before that i have a cute one, but im not sure what that mean... and im not sure i enjoy the compliment or word usage...
"don't even GET me started on buying pants when you're 5'9" and not 200 pounds. ever try that? yeah, good luck"
I am 5'9" 135lbs and I can find pants that fit just fine if not excellent.
Oh and I have not but at all. The not eating hardly any food ever really doesn't help me with that either.
Um excuse me, I have a butt! It's a bubble butt! I think most people can agree with me. I've had to buy pants two sizes up to be able to fit em over my butt, and I can wear my sister's pants (size 10 or so because she has huge hips) only because MY BUTT HOLDS THEM UP. But I like my butt. That is all.
jeff, it's slightly different with girls and guys pants. and i'm sorry, but you really can't be right in this argument. buying pants is hard. and congratulations, we're the same height and weight, you skinny bastard
it's not necessarily having no butt. it's more, the people on the list never seem to have a problem with finding pants. missy, you just need long pants.
keegan, you don't have a right to complain. i'm the dudenhoeffer here!
the people not on the list i would imagine to have a decently difficult time finding good and well-fitting pants.
so the pants i just ordered from j. crew came in, and they are long and fit like a dream! i'm so excited! i haven't had fitting pants in a while! too bad i had to spend $90 on them... (hey, for two pairs. that's good, right?)
no thats disgusting and inexcusable
so we're at value village. my mom's like, this is a nice shirt. it's... j-crew.
me: you know who wears j-crew? missy. the tool.
mom: i guess she wouldn't be a tool if she bought it here.
$90 for two pairs of pants is a good deal. the best deal ive ever had on pants was like $25 dollars for two pairs of jeans.
from kohls. best deals ever!
my problem usually isn't my butt, no,no, the problem starts at my thighs ususally. if they fit my thighs, then my butt fits. man...i hate thighs...who needs them anyway...
although, the biggest butt problem i think most people have (once they buy jeans) is the "plumber" problem. some jeans are just too damn low. i hate when the underwear sticks out at the top too. although i'd rather people see my underwear than my crack.
All my pants I wear right now(yes all 4 pairs) were stolen out of my ex-gf's brother's closet.
see, my best deal on jeans has been like $2.99.
however, the kohl's deal does sound nice.
kohls is f*ing amazing. i got a cute white skirt a cute blue tank top a cute jean skirt two pairs of earings and a new thong for $26. thats amazing!
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