Marker Splotches

Ramblings of the markers

Monday, June 13, 2005

gotta make a new post so jeff the jerk won't reach his comment prediction

if you haven't read the recent comments on the "missy's job sucks" post, don't bother. you'd be better off scooping out your eyes with melon ballers. just be sure to wear gloves so you don't get sticky.

this is a post directed to no one specific, just to the universe. i would like to take this time to share some basic grammar rules with everyone. just follow along, please.
note the differences:
wear as in "i wear clothes"
where as in "where is the respect?"
we're (contraction for we are)- we're supposed to be nice
were as in "they were stupid"
again, differences:
there as in "your blog is over there"
their as in "it's their blog so back off asshole"
they're (contraction for they are)- they are going to block your sorry ass and then all you will have is your own "beautiful daydream"

ah. done. i hope you learned something.

20 Comments:

Blogger cmptrnrd16 said...

title:too late(hehe)
Blocking:not possible
Gramar:Already covered that
My site:Internationaly read by intelligent friends. I love it. I don't need more attention. Oh and the majority of my readers actually know shit about computers. The only thing you got going for you is a guy name Jeff who stirs up trouble.

2:00 AM  
Blogger cmptrnrd16 said...

Your right that was a bad typo excluding the not, but using blogger comments doesn't let me edit posts(I was saying although she owns a mac I did not want her number, I kindof botched that one really bad, applogies)

As for the rest of your post, well honestly I have nothing to argue for once. Except maybe the cuntrag thing. I mean that is REAL harsh, but perhaps I deserved that.

Oh and please don't delete the site meter, I am such a dork in terms of monitoring browswer and OS trends across several sites.

9:23 AM  
Blogger puc said...

please block him. his lack of "gramar" is killing me.

10:31 AM  
Blogger Cajackster said...

missy, i would just like to thank you for this particular post...i was going to do it as soon as i could sit down and have the time...it was driving me crazy...secondly, nick you are my hero...you get hearty snaps....and thirdly, jeff, posts at 2 am and 9 am? really? i think you have a problem...but i'm not going to go there any further...so i guess, congrats are in order...you are the person that checks this site the most...was that your goal?

ps. you are a cuntrag.

11:12 AM  
Blogger cmptrnrd16 said...

[strike]!--note the strike tag does not work with blogger so well, just make sure you read the tag--!
"jeff, posts at 2 am and 9 am? really? i think you have a problem"

Wait hold on what is the problem with that? So I post before I go to bed, and then I post when I wake up. Every morning I make a quick pass through all my RSS feeds to check out what I missed while I was asleep.

I hope my "gramar" does kill you, becase then you woulnd't waste my time complaining about THE SAME THING over and over and over. I mean is their really something you can't understand. Why don't you attack my ideas and not my mechanicis. Trying to bring me down as a person is a poor method of arguing and just tells me you either suck at arguing against my points, you plain don't want to be would still like to see your post, OR your just too afraid to really get into a battle of wits.

In all serious though, is their even a way to block me? I mean the most sensible thing to do would be to allow only team members to post comments and then just add anyone you want(i.e. not me) to the team. I suppose that is what you should do, although it might stagnate the growth of the site.

Is their an option that allows for moderation of all comments before they are posted? I know moveable type has it, can blogger edit comments? Cause you could just delete all of mine if they are that offensive. Oh and I promise I won't hack your AIM accounts to send viruses nor will I steal your blogger passwords. I am malicous in my words not my actions.
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Actually fuck that. What I really owe you all is an appology. I am sorry for anyone I offended. I will try to be less of an ass and more of a constructive commenter. Although I belive that will directly result in a decrease in posting. If you guys really wan't me to stop, have your moderator send me an email asking nicely for me to step down. Sorry guys. I don't really belive in forgivness that much, so it's all good.

Wow that was weird, not sure why after typing all of the first part I had a change of heart. I think it is obtuse's fault. "You may be a nice dude in real life, but over the internet you are a huge shitlicker"-obtuse. Ya nick, totally your fault.

11:59 AM  
Blogger cmptrnrd16 said...

".you are the person that checks this site the most...was that your goal?"

oops almost forgot to address that. No it really wasn't a goal, but i just kindof goes hand in hand with the whole having no life outside of the internet and my job thing. This is just one of several sites i check at least 15-20 times per day. I suppose that can be a compliment.

12:02 PM  
Blogger kylester said...

im so glad i dont know crap about computers... i can play guitar, a little piano, sing, write songs, change my oil, tires, bumper, etc, on whatever vehicle im driving, run 14 miles in the rain, get school records in track, make speeches and sing at graduation, get A's my entire life, Nand write with my left hand....

now you all will think that i am some pompous ass because i just HAD to tell you a lot of the stuff i enjoy. computers... well they are good for some stuff, but its not gonna help do mnuch of what i just listed, thats for sure

ms. missy? i love you. in the non-creepy sense of course.

12:28 PM  
Blogger cmptrnrd16 said...

Hey no that's cool I respect that. I know crap about computers because it is what I am going to be doing for a living and well I think it is good to know as much as you can about that which you rely on for income.

I decided to get off my computer this morning and I went running, I made it about 5 miles before I called it a day. It was nice out but a gentle rain would have felt damn nice.

Have you recorded any of your music? I love music, send some my way.

12:52 PM  
Blogger etepetete said...

Missy - thank you - that has been bothering me this entire time. Their and there are two different things!

I looked into it and no I don't think that I can block Jeff from the blog. Sad.
But this morning while I was online i did get an im from him that stated "I am done. No hard feelings." So..... I think he may have decided that he is tired of annoying us, who knows. Who cares.

Also, I was very very very tempted to delete the site meter thingy just because he told me not to. I don't usually look at it anyway. Thoughts?

Oh and Jeff, if you are still reading this - no you are not what kept our lovely blog alive. Sure you annoyed us and incited some arguments, but I for one would have come here just as often. We have posts that you are not involved in and few of the posts were made just about you. I really do not think that in any way you were keeping this place alive nor will it "die as you walk away" as you so eloquently stated in a past post.

1:11 PM  
Blogger puc said...

well, i'm glad that all the unpleasantness is done. hopefully. and mr kyle? i love you. in only the creepiest sense, of course....

1:14 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

i think someday i will learn more about computers. right now i am satisfied with the following three things:

1. i know tons more about computers than my mom

2. i saved alexis' cd when she had to get a whole new d drive and the cd was stuck inside.

3. i have found a lost part of my childhood in the computer game Commander Keen 4. i recommend this to everyone.

2:59 PM  
Blogger etepetete said...

commander keen! omfg I loved that game when I was little! We had about 5 versions of the game i think..... I think we had 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6 or something. KEEN! I miss that game.

3:33 PM  
Blogger pipsqueak said...

I love being referred to as a bad example. Thank you. Just trying to help a buddy reach a goal; is that so bad? Oh, life. How I love thee.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

katie, if you want to download keen 1 or 4 (my fav), go to http://www.3drealms.com/downloads.html and you'll find commander keen. i strongly suggest it. so much fun.

12:44 AM  
Blogger kylester said...

havent got around to recording anything, because i dont really have the time/ stuff i want or need/ money yet/ another excuse...

1:54 AM  
Blogger cmptrnrd16 said...

http://www.zzounds.com/item--ALEMULTIMIX8USB
http://www.soundprofessionals.com/cgi-bin/gold/item/AT3035

If you have a mac, then Garage band works awesome. If not then Torrent Cake walk or try to nab a free program somewhere.

The only problem wit a condensor though, is that they are ultra sensitive, and I doubt you have a sound proof room(that would be really cool if you did though) So when your neighbor 2 houses down sneezes you will probably here it through your headphones. /shrug. You also need a mic stand and if you are doing vocals, a pop filter(although the filter only runs a few dollars and you can cheat and rig your own mic stand perhaps).

"2. i saved alexis' cd when she had to get a whole new d drive and the cd was stuck inside." I thought you owned macs?

10:15 AM  
Blogger kylester said...

gots me a dell, and ive had a friend tell me about cakewalk, but never knew where to find it... gots a mic stand of course.

9:11 PM  
Blogger cmptrnrd16 said...

cakewalk torrent site you will need bit torrent of course. you can get a client easily just google bit torent. If you use a hardware firewall then you might need to auto adjust some ports although I can not for the life of me remember which ones. Google that too.

as for your computer, well I think as highly of dells as i do of steve's acting skills(ya know the commercials) but my mom has one and it works fine for her so it can't be all that bad.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

me? a mac? eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

11:37 PM  
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GOD I LOVE THAT GAME!

12:46 PM  

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