The most disturbing conversation EVER

Okay, so I was talking to this kid. Here's the conversation. I nearly ralphed on my keyboard, but I don't think my warranty covers that. And the parents wouldn't be too happy about it either...

Crjones443: hey
BamBam11541: hey
Crjones443: did you hear me call?
BamBam11541: no i had it on vibrate
BamBam11541: oh now i see it
BamBam11541: what's up
BamBam11541: hey can we talk here i'm kind of studying too
BamBam11541: what's going on?

Please let it be known I ignored his call. I really didn't want to talk to him. I'm a good liar.

Crjones443: yeah thats fine just wanted to know what you been up to
Crjones443: havent talked in a while might have a new job
BamBam11541: oh really?
BamBam11541: good for you
BamBam11541: you told me you were interviewing and stuff
Crjones443: yeah as a certified medical assistant i was going to go to school for it but now i may not
BamBam11541: cool
Crjones443: and me and reed are doing great found out we had some of the same kinks
BamBam11541: WHAT
BamBam11541: kinks? what the fuck
Crjones443: what do you mean wtf we like some of the same stuff

Yeah, okay, I get it. Like quirks. Now the weird shit starts in...

Crjones443: and he likes the fact that im a sub
Crjones443: .....oh and i have a collar
BamBam11541: what's a collar
Crjones443: around the neck a collar
BamBam11541: i don't get it
BamBam11541: why does that matter

So I'm thinking he's talking that he got promoted at work and gets some weird thing to wear around his neck. I don't know, I had no fucking idea what the hell was going on.

Crjones443: i dont something i wanted its kinda of the ultimate sign of being submissive to someone
Crjones443: meaning you really like them
BamBam11541: like a necklace
Crjones443: kinda yep although its an actual collar like you put on a dogs nneck
Crjones443: blue with a silver buckle
Crjones443: anyway its fun ::blush:

A FUCKING COLLAR?!?! A FUCKING DOG COLLAR?!?!

BamBam11541: wow
Crjones443: yeah anyway srry to alert you with tmi but its fun and i have to vent to someone
BamBam11541: no that's fine
BamBam11541: "tmi"?
Crjones443: to much info
BamBam11541: oh
BamBam11541: well what else is new?
Crjones443: thats about it

There was a long pause. I was thoroughly disgusted, but intrigued at the same time...

BamBam11541: so how long have you been wearing the collar?
Crjones443: since monday
Crjones443: i only wear it at his house

Pause...

BamBam11541: so...do you just wear with sex stuff? or what?

I'm sorry, I had to ask! I was curious! Don't judge me!

Crjones443: no just wear it around the house you know
BamBam11541: oh okay
BamBam11541: like jewelry
BamBam11541: hmm
Crjones443: yeah and well it serves a purpose when he tugs on it its a dogs collar its blue with the silver buckle on the silver buckle its got three littlke paws on it
Crjones443: so its got the ring so hell tug on the ring to pull me in close
BamBam11541: oh
Crjones443: yep so its kinda fun
Crjones443: theres a few other things that are fun but not mainstream

Oh sweet jesus, do I even want to know? Do I really?

BamBam11541: like what?
BamBam11541: i've never heard of teh collar thing
Crjones443: okay well he likes "furry" art and roleplays thats kinda where the collar comes in along with a light bdsm thing\
BamBam11541: what's furry art?
Crjones443: things involving human-like animals
Crjones443: kinda of off the beaten path thing
BamBam11541: oh
BamBam11541: like dressing up in animal costumes? or like barking and growling?
Crjones443: well some of the more radical members dress up in costumes but we arent into it that much just the noises and artwork out there look it up on wikipedia
BamBam11541: oh
Crjones443: its interesting hey my roomate wants to use the laptop to play a game can we finish this over the phoe?
Crjones443: phone?
BamBam11541: can we have a raincheck later? i really have a lot to do before the week is over
BamBam11541: and it's so much easier for me just to tlak on the computer, cu zi can get a lot done
BamBam11541: is that cool?

Obviously I can't talk to him on the phone. I'm dry heaving as it is. Not conducive to a good phone conversation. Again, I'm a fabulous liar....

Crjones443: sure i can stay for few more minutes
BamBam11541: okay
BamBam11541: that's cool
BamBam11541: so any other not mainstream stuff? that's kinda interesting

I'm sorry, I was really curious! It was like a trainwreck!!!

Crjones443: really?? well thats about we enjoy looking at pictures we have a light dom\sub relationship me the sub with you know a little holding down and such
BamBam11541: yeah
BamBam11541: i think the collar thing is what really surprised me, i'd never heard of that
Crjones443: oh really i got because i see it in a lot of the yaoi drawings i see basically its a sub thing kinda of a pet you know?
BamBam11541: i have no idea what yaoi drawings are
BamBam11541: it's like you're speaking lab technician to me
Crjones443: yaoi kinda of anime drawings involving m\m realtionships really cute and hot
Crjones443: drawn m\m porn but very tastefully and skillfully done
Crjones443: lots of symbolism and stuff in some of them
Crjones443: heres a clean yaoi pic
Crjones443: http://www.ko-chan.org/y/src/1157082710874.jpg
BamBam11541: oh
BamBam11541: well of course i wouldn't know what that stuff is, chris!
Crjones443: see how good the art is
Crjones443: hehehe true im srry
Crjones443: f\f counterpart would be yuri
Crjones443: its japenese terms
BamBam11541: oh
BamBam11541: okay

Oh my god....Is this really happening? Is this SERIOUSLY HAPPENING?!

Crjones443: yeah interesting stuff
Crjones443: hey i gotta go they are waiting for my roomie to start their group so i will ttyl you going to be available tom.?
BamBam11541: maybe i'm not sure
BamBam11541: jsut check and see if i'm ont he computer
Crjones443: okay ill ttyl the cya
BamBam11541: see ya
Crjones443 signed off at 10:25:30 PM.

Holy lord in heaven. I don't know why I kept the conversation going. But now I know about collars. And yaoi or whatever it's called. And now I'm going to take a shower, go over to the boy's house and watch a movie. Hopefully I won't be too disturbed that I can't fool around later.