i beg to differ, keegs...boys suck...

"Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune."
Dr. Thomas Fuller Gnomologia, 1732

"Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows."
David T. Wolf, 1943

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
Lily Tomlin, 1939

"My father taught me how to be a man - and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda of dominance. He taught me that a real man doesn't take, he gives; he doesn't use force, he uses logic; doesn't play the role of trouble-maker, but rather, trouble-shooter; and most importantly, a real man is defined by what's in his heart, not his pants."
Kevin Smith, My Boring Ass Life

"Age is no guarantee of maturity."
Lawana Blackwell

"When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?"
Epictetus, 130 AD

"Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange."
Robin Morgan

"Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery."
Betty Friedan

"Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night...without the satisfaction."
Lynn Johnston

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein