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Thursday, May 11, 2006

i've unknowingly committed genocide

ok so ive been watching my snails lately and they are mating up a storm and their bowl has progressively gotten dirtier, so i clean it. ok but heres the part thats killing me, i just looked up the mating rituals of snails and have learned that they court for hours before mating and cover each other with slimy stuff and then they lay their eggs which will hatch or whatever in 2-4 weeks... so what i thought was snail poop were actually eggs. i have killed the offspring of mega man and optimus prime! i didnt mean to... i thought they were poop. they look like poop. how was i supposed to know they were eggs? neither mega man nor optimus prime told me. well now i know better. snail eggs resemble poop. no going to make that mistake again.

p.s. i have stayed up all night working on a paper and studying for a final. i have gotten 7 hours of sleep within the past 3 nights... i think im going crazy but i dont care. the head rush is totally worth it... hehehe

... and then they made me their chief

10 Comments:

Blogger justsuckit said...

that is so depressing. i want a snail baby

10:16 AM  
Blogger Reine said...

Baby birds are much better!

10:58 AM  
Blogger Fleaboy of the Night said...

Hmmm, it's not so bad. At least you didn't grow an ugly mustache like most genocidal maniacs...although who knows they say a good crumb catcher can look classy.

on no related topic: I'm done with exams!!!!!!!!

1:01 PM  
Blogger etepetete said...

that is so sad sarah!! oh well, they sound like they get along swimmingly and i am sure the bowl will be smothered in a poo-like substance quite soon.

2:27 PM  
Blogger porgie said...

right, and i'm sure that's what saddam, stalin, and hitler said. you are cold, sarah, cold and heartless.







but i guess i can still love you....
...to death

7:16 PM  
Blogger ConditSJ said...

Thank God... The offspring of MegaMan and Optimus Prime would be a force to destroy us all (though how two man-robots could mate is beyond me... Maybe they'd just be bastard love-children) if any of them turned out evil and persuasive.

10:25 PM  
Blogger matty said...

remind me never to let you around my wife when she's pregnant...don't want you "cleaning" her bowl out! and i know you would...hell, i'd be scared of little matts running around...

word verification: hhigguoo

1:28 AM  
Blogger Ponyboy Got Goosed said...

yeah theres nothing to worry about. they've been at it all day and night. so there will be plenty of baby snails to go around. so, amanda, you're baby snail is as good as made.

9:27 AM  
Blogger justsuckit said...

yay!

10:14 AM  
Blogger Fleaboy of the Night said...

After a long day of being forced to breed, i'm sure your snails can only be thingking one thing..."Best Dictator Ever!"

11:22 AM  

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