wisdom teeth removal= cruel and unusual punishment

ok, so besides the fact that your mouth fucking hurts because there are holes in it where teeth used to be, they also stitch up those holes with stitches. oh, yeah, and the stitches are attached to your cheek. it hurts to smile, yawn, talk, or chew. the farthest i can open my mouth isn't wide enough to fit a finger. yeah, that's right, sticking a spoon or finger in my mouth hurts. besides all of this pain and the suckiness of being on a liquid only diet because food actually fitting my mouth and chewing just isn't possible, i can't drive or leave my house. the pain pills make me tired and dizzy and made me throw up because apparrently jello isn't sufficient enough food for a full stomach; thus, i can not drive due to the dizziness and tiredness...oh yeah, and the parents. oh, oh, and if you attempt to talk, chew, smile, or yawn, your cheeks swell to an even more unusual size. i feel like the martin short character who interviews celebrities and is really fat. yeah, i have his cheeks. on top of all of this loveliness, guess whose parents took her to get a family portrait today. oh, yeah, that's me. i look so great too. (note: this last comment is dripping in sarcasm.) i would like to really thank the few visitors and callers i have had (jack, anna, margaret, angela, and dave) because i really would have lost it without you guys. oops, it's time for another pain pill, guess i'll go suck down some broth. yum, can't wait.