my cool school

i would like to give you all just a little sampling of how cool my college (grinnell) is. just take a look at some of the clubs (with descriptions where needed):

Biggs High Society: we love the wonderful cat, Piggs-Biggs in Star Wars. We want a groupd to show we love Biggs.

Chloe Adoration Society: Chloe is a very wonderful kitty who is a Grinnell College institution. She could use an organization to be more involved on campus.

Campus Carnivores: We hope to provide an alternative to the Vegan Co-op and counter PETA's outrageous and offensive stunts. We will try to educate the campus community about the health benefits of eating meat and to foster an appreciation for large predators.

Voracious Fans of Daniel (Handler)-VFD: We are dedicated to the appreciation of Daniel Hndler, aka Lemony Snicket...

Whitman Society: This society exists for the purpose of emembering, examining and impersonating Walt Whitman on the Grinnell College campus.

Other groups include:
Students for the Smoking of Hookahs
Ritalin Test Squad (Improv Troupe)
GASP (Grinnellians for the Advancement of Sexual Pleasures)
Friends Forever Mixtape Club
FNORD (Grinnellians in Favor of Discord)
TAG club (plays tag)
Kazoonicycle (kazoo/unicycle)
Family Guy Appreciation Club
Boggle Club

how on earth will i decide what to join?