am i god?

so i got maybe five hours of not very good sleep. i had a freaky dream and woke up incredibly hot, because my room is menopausal and gets super super hot, even if the heat is on low. and then i woke up, turned off my alarm, and managed to not fall back asleep and miss my test. it's a miracle. and even though i woke up with a massive hangover (of course, the morning i don't need one (although, really, who ever "needs" one?), it happens, even though all the other times i've gotten drunk this semester i haven't had one), but i still managed to basically ace my sociology test. i hope. i'd better not jinx it. but this is the lesson i will pass on to my children--always get krunk a lunk before your tests, and you'll be fine!
okay, i promise i won't do that, friends. and miryam is awesome!