don't go all pocahauntus on me tellin me its just around the riverbend but...
so i know summer is just around the corner...i know i'll "be home before i know it" but in reality all of that is crap...it really is...cause that doesn't make me feel any better...i'm tired of the people out here...they are lame...yea sure they are fun sometimes okay but they just aren't the same... and i suppose that its unfair of me to compare them to you guys cause i have known you guys for so much longer and know you all so much better...but seriously...some times...
for example tonight...for the 4th night this week might i add...the girls on my hall are going to the mall...now i'm in fort collins colorado...its about the size of hannibal...its not a huge city...we have 1 mall...it has a small fountain in the center of it...okay so it has a bathnbody, a victoria's secret, a spencers, and a zumiez...but thats about it...and the girls i would potentially go to the mall with would spend the majority of the time in victoria's secret (dropping approx. $100 a trip) or angels (which is like if you took a large collection of Barbie paraphenalia and enlarged it and made it cost between $20-30 for a necklace...$50-80 for a purse....$100-150 for a pair of flip flops)....now i don't mind droppin $20 or $30 on a new bra every now and then cause lets face it...victoria has quality...but i hit the sales and 6 new bras this week is not necessary...just cause you have your first boy toy isn't cause for spending hundreds of dollars...i suppose i just don't understand...maybe i'm missing a crucial point....
then there are the boys...wtf...i understand that world of warCRACK is interesting sure...but when that is all you do...for hours a day and days a week and weeks a month and months a year...by the time you start wasting weeks of a school year playing video games which can not be won...agh...but i suppose i just don't understand that either...whatever...
another thing about boys...i understand if you are scared of commitment...sure...i get that...i'll even respect it...(despite the fact that i like you)...but i don't think its necessary to say that you won't commit to maybe watching a movie later perhaps if niether of us are up to anything at all and we are really bored...thats kind of like saying that if both of us were the last people on earth and the fate of the human race was in our hands you might do me but you really aren't sure so you'll just say maybe...i might be an irrational high maintenance girly girl by saying this but i consider that a slap in the face...but in my defense i've been ballsy enough to make a few moves and backed off when you didn't respond eagerly...not to mention i'm not the one dropping hundreds of dollars on overpriced bras i'm never going to wear..but then again maybe thats my problem...obnoxious...
in conclusion i'm tired of the people out here...mostly i'm sick of the fact that when i get tired at night no one will go get food with me...girls are never hungry (watching my calories) and boys are always lazy (but the hockey game is on...so what if i don't know who is playing)...thats lame...if i want food back in stl it doesn't take much to find someoen to go with me...sure they may not eat it with you but they sure as hell will go with you...if for nothing else than good company...if someone asks me if i want to get food out here i'll go...i might not eat but i'll go...its just fuckin common curtosey...dorm food tastes even more shitty when you are eating alone...i promise...besides no one likes long walks across campus to get to the dining hall that is open til 1am...someone could get raped...you never know...there was an incident last month where someone was caught jacking off in the library and spunking on the computers (of course then followed a debate as to who could have done it and the range he would have needed to hit the screen but whatev)...this is a dangerous place...i do not want to be spunked in the face just for walkin by myself across campus tryin to get a hamburger at midnight...not okay with me...i miss stl...
so i'm sorry this is kind of rambling...but no one out here gets it...and the ones that do are "involved" or "indisposed" or "non-commital"...lame...
ps i want a snow cone.
posted by Cajackster @ 7:08 PM
8 Comments:
i am sorry carolyn. call me if you need a bit of sanity and need to spill some. :)
carolyn! i can't wait til everyone is back as well.. we are the only sane people i swear.. i'll make sure that you get all the food runs you want b/c no one will go with me either! can't wait til we're all back
i'm totally with you. i am so happy to be back. millions of hugs to you!
i'm gonna have to agree that no one here is up to par (except my roommate). i do have people to make late night food stops but they lack in every other way, and there are no worthwhile boys here except the one or two that are totally out of reach. never thought that i'd miss being home but i do (don't tell my parents). can't wait to see everyone. kisses to all!
maybe it is that st. louis flair that makes bread co so good...
yeah, boys play video games a lot. and it's kinda like, why don't you go out and get a life? a real one and not some virtual one? so then you can get some real friends and not just people that you a simulated to be friends with you or not friends with you. or real people that you can't just shoot or real people that are the same species as you. why don't you make real memories with real people so that when you look back in forty years you aren't like, man, i remember when we beat that boss in world of warcraft that was sweet. instead it will be like, hey, i remember that time we built a sweat lodge in pat iver's garage and we went streaking which meant running down gravelly allies and laughing at pat's and kevin's butts because boy butts are funny and then went cruising basically nacked with a megaphone and we were all piled onto each other. and then we got the great quote from kevin whats-his-face when he was talking to the car next to us with a frickin megaphone saying, "earlier, we were all naked...some of us still are...hey, hey, what'd i say?"
and we did that all sober.
i like those memories a lot more than, hey, you remember when we were playing mario kart. hehe yeah.
so anyone wanna build a sweat lodge with me this summer?
no sweat lodge will ever compare to that one..ps his name is kevin weidner...
and ya know what? i'm cool with video games...people want to play them thats cool...rock on...but its kinda like its cool if its in moderation like everything else...i have no problem with video games in moderation...it is the boys that can't stop playing and are failing school because of them and refuse to do anything ever with me cause they are a level 59 hunter and HAVE to get to level 60 before the next patch otherwise they'll just die so they just have to finish this quest and convince Scribble_Dab_Yea to lend them 3000 gold so they can buy the glowing saber of Ishiba...
Sorry yo, sounds like everybody's getting sick their friends. I am DEFINITELY PSYCHED to see you all, but I guess I'm lucky, cause my friends here are awesome, and I was crying last night thinking about leaving them. But I know as soon as I see your shining faces I will have an orgasm. I mean.....I'll smile back...you know....
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