zombie prom II

so, zombie prom is over. i would have invited you guys up to see it, but we sold out in a matter of hours and all my friends here didn't even get in. anyway, it was a ball, even if my prom dress was slightly less than scandalizingly short. so here's some highlights of the show (pictures to follow):

"richard nixon? you can't drag his name through the mud. that man's character is unimpeachable."
"gotta cheer up; he only died. hey, it's not like he's screwing around."
"i'm a toxic student with a shocking tale, shaking up the geiger scale."
"she did raise him from the dead. a guy expects things when a girl does that, you know?" and my resonse: "you are such a jockstrap!"
"if that freak wants his diploma, that's what catholic schools are for."
"wow, great dress. how does it stay up?" my response: "play your cards right and i might show you someday."
"you were such a good girl... on the outside. but beneath the icy exterior was a blazing inferno. i knew one day you would melt, and i wanted to be there to lick up the puddle."
"five minutes of sweaty, sordid paradise that ruined my life forever!" boys: "five minutes??" eddie: "i was young. i was very young!"

i realize this makes this post super long, but here are the verses of the song expose (that i sadly was not in) with the uptight principal and the sleazy reporter talking about their youthful romance. while tangoing. in veeeeery suggestive ways. if front of a very appreciate audience.

EDDIE
DO YOU REMEMBER FRENCH CLASS, MON CHER?
MISS STRICT
YES, I RECALL THAT FRENCH CLASS AFFAIR.
EDDIE
OH, TO BE WILD AND YOUNG.
MISS STRICT
EXPLORING A FOREIGN TONGUE.
EDDIE
I LEFT EV'RY DAY FROM FRENCH CLASS
MORE CERTAIN THAN BEFORE,
THAT UNDER YOUR JE NE SAIS QUOI --
I'D FIND L'AMOUR!

TELL ME MY LOVE, DOES GLEE CLUB RING A BELL?
MISS STRICT
YES, I REMEMBER GLEE CLUB, TOO WELL.
EDDIE
REASON GAVE WAY TO RHYME.
MISS STRICT
RAPTURE IN FOUR/FOUR TIME.
EDDIE
THERE IN THE HEAT OF GLEE CLUB,
PASSIONS WERE EXPRESSED.
FOR MUSIC, IT NEVER QUITE SOOTHED --
YOUR SAVAGE BREAST!

EDDIE
THEN CAME THE JOYS OF ART CLASS AT NOON.
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JUST HEARING YOU SPEAK OF ART CLASS, I SWOOOOOON.
EDDIE
THERE WE KNEW NO RESTRAINTS.
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DRIPPING IN TEMP'RA PAINTS.
EDDIE
SURROUNDED BY WORKS ROMANTIC,
SECRETS WERE DISCLOSED.
LEAVING YOUR FEELINGS STRIPPED BARE --
AND YOU EXPOSED!

MISS STRICT
YOU LIKED TO NECK DURING FOOTBALL GAMES.
EDDIE
ONE LITTLE PASS AND YOU'D BLUSH.
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YOU TRIED SO HARD FOR A TOUCHDOWN.
EDDIE
YOU LONGED FOR THE OFFENSIVE RUSH.
BOTH
AND OH, THE EXCITEMENT,
THE THRILL OF THE SCENE.
EDDIE (with his face in her cleavage)
THE SIGHT OF YOUR POM-POMS!
MISS STRICT
AND THE SMELL OF BRILLIANTINE!