God Hates Shrimp
Tonight, I went to hear this mayor from New York talk about gay marriage and the legal marriage licenses (damn that word and its spelling) that he has given. He talked about people quoting the Bible to prove that homosexuality is wrong and a guy named Fred Phelps from Kansas who has a website called godhatesfags.com. So then, he told us about passages saying that eating shellfish is an abomination, so somebody made a website called godhatesshrimp.com I find it quite humorous and I think you should check it out.
"When Jesus died for our sins he wore a crown of thorns, not a lobster bib!"
posted by pipsqueak @ 8:03 PM
5 Comments:
the only thing hotter than a 12 peice shrimp plate at red lobster after sunday school are the fires of hell!
(haha its not even grammatically correct...that cracks me up)
i think it is correct.....what am i missing?
um...apart from piece being spelled wrong i cannot find anything either. however, i know nothing about the english language and its mysteries. so, what do i know?
subject verb agreement...
i can't decide. is it "the only thing is" or "the fires of hell are". which is the subject in this flippin sentence?
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