everybody shake your earlobe

so it's saturday afternoon. last night, i got drunk. for the first time in my life. today, i am hungover. what a sucky feeling this is. how is this fun? like, whatever fun i had last was definitely not worth what i'm feeling right now, and especially what i felt this morning. i've had way more fun than the fun i had last night, and i could still function the next day. but i was thinking, while hugging the toilet in some guy's apartment and this wonderful girl anne marie was holding my hair back and i was hoping to throw up just for some relief, why do people do this? how is it fun to feel this way multiple times? i have concluded that i will never again let myeslf get drunk, unless i'm out with people who are my friends or something, you know? like, when we get married and we have a bachelorette's party, and it's the girls all hanging out, then i'd consider having more than i can handle or something, you know? but no more frat parties for me. god i feel shitty.