'twas a very lovely cake. i loved it.

since all i really had to say was encompassed in the title, here are two limericks i wrote while bored at work. enjoy.

there once was a humorous limerick
composed by a comical maverick.
'twas so funny, i'm told,
that quite soon it was sold
and is now seen on sitcoms of slapstick.

there once was a man from miami
who had a big pig for a mammy.
he starred in a play,
but the critics said 'nay--'
they thought his performances hammy.