Marker Splotches Superlatives
so i never turned in my senior superlatives sheet because i figured the people i voted for wouldn't get in because all the people were my friends. and hey, you're my friends, so here's my superlatives (the highlights). feel free to add yours.
Superlatives
Best Car/Mode of Transportation- Carolyn
Biggest Mooch- Laura
Best Laugh- Sarah
Biggest Actress- Sarah/Anna
Best Singer- Angela/Reba
Smartest- Angela
Nicest- Nicole/Steph
Biggest Party Animal- Miryam
Worst Driver- Carolyn/Amanda
Funniest- Everyone
Most Likely To...
Be President- ME! Haha, watch out Jeff
Not Go To College- Keegan
Get Arrested- Dailee
Start a Women's Rights Movement- Anna
Marry Their Highschool Sweetheart- Margaret/Reba (not to freak you guys out...)
Become Famous- Ella (like in the storyboard artist arena)
Marry For Money- Amanda
Start Their Own Business- Katie (hey, i can see it....)
Win the Lottery- Jacquelyn
Be a Mini-Van Mom- Carolyn (ha)
Senior Favorites
Spring Break Spot- Lake of the Ozarks
Guy's School- SLUH, i guess
Fashion Trends- Boy shorts
Store- Target
Party of the Year- ummm, post-prom? swing-dancing?
Saying- "Ride that Pony"
posted by puc @ 5:59 PM
17 Comments:
"Be President- ME! Haha, watch out Jeff"
I have always wanted to move to Cananada(yes i know i spelt that wrong, it's on purpose). Although I really don't understand why I should watch out. What political party would you run for?
yay! i feel loved b/c you think i'm nice!!!!
im always reading down, and thinking to myself "man, this be a good post"... and of course i see at the bottom "puc" and its all explained to me
i heart mr. kyle. still.
and sorry to burst your bubble ofoturna, but i'll try to get a nomination and win from a 3rd party just so i can piss the hell out of mrs. kemner (she hates third parties- she wouldn't let them be represented in the debate and whenever i mentioned nader she got mad- haha). and jeff you should watch out because i'll sic my secret service on you
"im always reading down, and thinking to myself "man, this be a good post"... and of course i see at the bottom "puc" and its all explained to me"
*dies*
Thank you klyester for writing one of the funniest comments I have read in a while. Honestly I am practiclly to tears. Seriously though, the only way you could have been less subtely would be to ask everyone here to your gay orgy.
awww, thanks noah. it's like you know my personal goals in life.
i better win the lottery. no way i'm getting a job. jobs are for conformists.
you know, i never turned that in either. i vote for post-prom as the best party. that was fun, even waking up at 9 or so and taking a dip in the pool.
Me? Biggest party animal? Come on now.......
wait seriously miryam bigest party animal? are you on crack? i mean dont get me wrong miryam can party and she can party hard (well not really that hard) but shes not the biggest party animal. i pride myself at being the biggest party animal along with keegan. keegan and i are the ones who party most and you know...are just the biggest party animals.
also erica is definately most likely to become mini van mom person thing.
jax has the best laugh.
isnt it best actress? not biggest? maybe im wrong. my vote went to marge though and it also went to marge on marrying highschool sweetheart.
thuy duong mong ho is definately the funniest.
best phrases: "I'm not gonna lie", "you know", "hey could you shut up i dont want to listen to that", "does your face hurt, cause its killin me", and the very popular "your mom"
does taco bell count as a store?
and there were too many good parties to name one.
" it is sad that you still think you can insult someone by trying to question their sexuality."
Erm. I was just giving an example of something very not subtle, I wasn't actually suggesting he is gay. He would be hitting on me or obtuse and not puc if that were true. Also you and i are viewing the whole subtle thing differently. To me(a guy) that is a very clever move. To you as a girl, well you probably just don't see it from a guy angle.
I would have given him props, except it just came at a time where I needed a laugh and it was so random and having nothind to do with the post that I burst out laughing/coughing/dieing etc.
Honestly, Jeff, as always your tact is lacking and rhetorical skillz absent. Perhaps you should take demosthenes fruity pebbles out of your mouth(subtle gay insult?).
But i think your point is a valid one.
Not since the writer's of Full House confereneced on the inner workings of the relationship between Uncle Jesse and his hair has cheesier romance been conceived in written form.
I know what your thinking and yes, it was true love and yes, John Stamos is a robot.
But whatever, shoot for the moon Kyle, it's your life...It's not like the internet is here to stay or anything.
did i miss something?
here puc. let me break down the obvious. kylester is basically in love with you. even if you think he's really a middle-aged black man. and jeff is pointing out his very obvious compliments to you. because he thinks he's cool. see? nothing too difficult.
I didn't really point it out, I just thought it was mad funny. But is probably because I am just jealous.
meanwhile, back on the subject...
i do think that perhaps keegan (or hovis, who might be my second choice) should win party animal, but i believe that miryam is making up for lost time and is certainly party-ing it up.
and i also love thuy! our special memories are of boys named kyle, jeremy sumpter, and spartacus. well, actually, anything latin, since once merge left i was afraid the class would be lifeless, but not so! (if thuy in fact read the blog, i would at this point make a comment about throwing dung at her (in latin, naturally), but fun fact-her favorite latin phrase is 'sanguine aspersus,' which means 'sprinkled with blood.' it is fun to say, isn't it.)
heh, i wonder what i would get arrested for...? probably being so gosh darn good looking. ;-)
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