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Wednesday, June 01, 2005

boys dont have butts

first of all id like to thank jax and twitch for giving me the idea to buy more boy shorts (i have some of my brother's old ones but nobody will see those; they are gross). i just bought a pair of boy shorts and i love them. they are comfy and ... thats my main reason for excitement. second of all i must say that boys dont have butts. i have a butt, for all those who dont know, and i have a small waist. in boy sizes i must go by my butt size and not waist size cause boys dont have butts. so for all you who are going to buy boy shorts, beware of the sizes and buy according to butt sizes.

"i like big butts and i cannot lie you other brothers cant deny..." ~ sir mix-a-lot

17 Comments:

Blogger puc said...

ummmm, who was wearing boy shorts two summers ago and then stopped because people started calling her lesbo? i hate people and now someone decided they're cool? i hate fashion trends.

3:28 PM  
Blogger cmptrnrd16 said...

I actually like fashion trends, although i weight 6 months for the knock-off brands to drop to insanely low prices and then grab a few. Well actually I rarely buy clothes, but if I did, that is what I would do. And your probably right, guys might not have butts, but sure can be assholes.

3:44 PM  
Blogger Fleaboy of the Night said...

i don't know, but i think i speak for all guys when i say we're are quite bootylicious

3:54 PM  
Blogger ConditSJ said...

LOL BUTTS.

^____^ Sugoi kawaii pinku bento box!~

I'm voting for Dongs.

I was told once that I have a nice butt. But that was back when I was fatter than I am now. And that chick was STOOPID. So there.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Keegan said...

Stuart, I said you have a nice butt!

4:10 PM  
Blogger jacquelyn said...

I get to try out my new boy shorts in Texas. My mother insists I raided Kenny's closet. Which I do. But not in this instance.

6:45 PM  
Blogger pipsqueak said...

And the bootylicious comment.

12:04 AM  
Blogger kylester said...

girls in boy shorts always intrigue me more so than those in low riders, hip huggers, whatever you want to call them. they are much too commonplace, and ive become bored with all of the different types of extra female attire that is often discovered with those types of pants... its like they have to make up for lack of brain cells with amount of skin showing... and i know this isnt true for everbody, so please dont start calling me a sexist or whatever other demeaning word you may think of... most of that is said in fun. dang this is a long commment on nothing...

12:26 AM  
Blogger puc said...

so do guys think girls wearing boy shorts makes them a lesbian?

12:38 AM  
Blogger Reine said...

yes you do nick.

2:44 AM  
Blogger kylester said...

to me girls wearing boys shorts does not make them a lesbian. but thats just me...

12:21 PM  
Blogger Fleaboy of the Night said...

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2:07 PM  
Blogger pipsqueak said...

I think the boy shorts craze is another of those "look at me! i'm being different from the rest of the fucking population so you should take notice of me cause i'm DIFFERENT!" things. I mean, no offense or anything, and I'm sure they're comfortable and have good things about them, but people who conform to the people trying to be different are just as bad of tools as any girl walking around with her thong hanging out.

12:03 AM  
Blogger Ponyboy Got Goosed said...

hmm thats an intersting view pip. but like wearing clothes for comforts sake is different than "oh new way to be different". all i nkow is my shorts are comfy as all get out and i havent really even worn then out yet.

2:40 AM  
Blogger etepetete said...

I like wearing em because THEY HAVE POCKETS! HUGE ONES!! I was so excited when i put them on. hehehe. I love it, I could fit all my stuff in all my pockets and i didnt have any awkward bulges or uncomfortableness when i sat down. AMAZING! hehe. Guys don't know how lucky they are to have pockets.

12:09 PM  
Blogger ConditSJ said...

Actually, Katie, having been a schoolgirl for Halloween one year (I guess that would've been sophomore year), I know all too well the woes of no pockets. Skirts suck.

I have loved my cargo pants to no end ever since.

12:21 PM  
Blogger etepetete said...

i'm not just talking about skirts - girl's pants and such have pockets, but they are tiny! I can't even fit my cell phone in some pockets, and it is a pretty small little phone.

6:10 PM  

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