Hey Fuckheads! (aka Trumanites or anyone who will be at Truman on the 25th)

Yeah. I'm going to be there. Are any of you fuckers going to be up there? I know it's still your spring break and all but I wasn't sure. Oh, and feel free to stop by Mizzou on your way back home this weekend- I'm sure I can find something for you guys to do. I have nothing else to say. Oh yeah, I studied for 6 hours straight on Sunday, and 4 hours straight on Monday. I thought you all would be proud. Happy St. Patrick's Day, and here's a joke:

What do you call a line of cows masturbating?

Beef stroganoff!