sketchiest thing ever

i feel like i've said that before, possibly about fetish ball...

well, grinnell also has this party every year called "chains" in which you send the names of two people in and if they say they want to go for it, the two people get chained together at the party.

sound weird enough yet? well, i got chained to someone i had never met before. nobody owned up on chaining us, either. so i was pretty awkward. then i woke up in a bathtub full of ice lying next to a monkey with a scar on my side and my liver missing. and then i ate nick's children (way to be prompt on the response, man).