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Thursday, October 20, 2005

i'd like to thank the academy...

i'd like to thank you all for all those times that we watched porn...stephen flannigan's house, amanda's house, senior retreat, spanish class...it seemed the goal of a few guys (ratio was 3:1) that i hung out with last night to "corrupt" me by "making" me watch girl on girl "porn" for the "first" time therefore causeing me to feel "uncomfortable" and "awkward"...i laughed at them...told them they didn't understand my lesbian catholic school ways....told them they should come to a catholic school retreat before they start making such lofty assumptions...

12 Comments:

Blogger Peter said...

hahahahah, silly straight boys and their unusual fascinations with lezzies.

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's wrong with that? lol

7:17 PM  
Blogger eat_this_corley said...

heh... yes the pr0n on sr retreat would be my fault... heh, if memory serves me right, there were about 15 people in the room at the time.

10:29 PM  
Blogger Cajackster said...

damn straight and i can't think of a better story to tell to these poor ignorant fools...so i'd like to thank you especially dai for that...

2:20 AM  
Blogger pipsqueak said...

i found out! well. i was there.

6:20 PM  
Blogger Reine said...

more than 15 i would say. i chose to watch armageddon instead of porn though

6:25 PM  
Blogger Reine said...

hey remember when we watched porn in europe? that was great too. i was so scared we would get charged for it and mr hunt and mr bell would find out...AWKWARD!

10:47 PM  
Blogger eat_this_corley said...

hahaha! yes all the memories of pr0n are cuming back... ;-)

5:23 PM  
Blogger justsuckit said...

i think i was every one of those porn watching events. wow. and now i'm in a porn club on facebook. no wonder people joke about me being a lebian

1:13 PM  
Blogger eat_this_corley said...

oh no, amanda is a LEBIAN!!! ;-)

2:57 PM  
Blogger Cajackster said...

watch out...i heard it was contagious...

4:34 PM  
Blogger etepetete said...

lebian - that reminds me of when keegan does the impression of her dad talking about Rosie - Keegan's black lebian sister. hehee

5:56 PM  

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