the logistics of "family weekend at the cabin" just aren't flying with me...

so i'm going up to my family's cabin outside of denver for the weekend with all the family that can make it..now i know how it sounds...family's cabin outside of denver...damn i sound rich...well trust me i'm not...its about 4 rooms big sittin on a couple of measley acres...but its cozy so we keep it...plus so many people have a share in it right now if we were to sell it the money would be split up to no end and everyone would get approximately 3 1/2 cents....so theres no point....so in teh lovely 4 room apartment with an outhouse we have 20-25 people spending 2 nights and 3 days....now if you know anything about MY family....one of those rooms will be brimming with food...so now you can imagine how many rooms will be able to house people...now take into consideration there are 2 couches, 7 beds, and some floor space....then do the math when i tell you that the majority of these people are over 6'8" and that some even break the 7 foot mark....so now take a wild guess as to where 5'4" carolyn will be sleeping for the next 2 nights....i'll give you some choices:
a.) curled up on a bed being kicked by 5-6 kids under the age of 7
b.) freezing on the brick floor in the family room
c.) using a loaf of bread as a pillow and sleeping amongst the food
d.) sleeping on the deck in a sleeping bag that reeks of wood smoke
e.) sleeping in the trunk of my car

and i'm choosing to do this instead of sleeping on my bed in my dorm or doing godknowswhat not sleeping on my bed in my dorm why?

cause of family...don't you love that....god knows i do...i'm so excited for this weekend...