What: Party (Stu says erotic party)
Where: Amanda's
When: Friday, 8pm til whenever
Why: Because we fucking feel like it.
Who: EVERYONE. Invite as many people as you want.
Theme: Hawaiian.
Parking: Down at the school. Or other end of the street at the parking lot by the bar.
Food: Bring a dish. No alcohol (cops will be there)
Extra: Bring swimsuits and TOWELS you freaking douchebags. You can sleep over, but there are only so many blankets and pillows, so bring your own.
EXTRA EXTRA: STAY OUT OF THE FRONT ROOM WITH FOOD, DRINK AND WET CLOTHES. WATCH THE COUCHES, THE PARENTS LOVE THEM.
Any questions call Keegan. Amanda says she'll answer her phone too.
wtf does he mean by "erotic" party...?
ReplyDeletehey, all be in town then!
ReplyDeletey'all will get to see me in 1800s clothing when i first come in... coming straight from work... you lucky people.. haha
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm hoping that this shindig will rival the one I'm going to on the day after this one*, which is classified on Facebook as an "Erotic Party." I'm thinking that both parties will be in the same league and, therefore, deserve the same classification. Also, I plan to bring some of the greatest CDs ever that would fall under such a category, such as The E-Rotic Megamix, Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By by Lovage (a.k.a. Dan the Automator along with a bunch of other people), So... How's Your Girl? by Handsome Boy Modeling School (a.k.a. Dan the Automator, Prince Paul, and a bunch of other people including Del the Funkee Homosapien of Gorillaz fame), and Best of Bootie 2005 (as featured in a recent post of mine on Conglomoblog).
ReplyDelete*Call me for info or ask at Amanda's on Friday. The thing's pretty much open-invite, so long as you aren't a humbug. The first rule of this party is "NO HUMBUGGERY." The official title of this humbug-less "par-tay"? Free Beer. Included with admission to Free Beer are: Free beer("Pounds of it. Kilograms of it. Liters of it. Perhaps, even gallons of it." Or so the party's host would lead everybody to believe.), free hugs, a pool, a pool table, keepin' it real/DA REALEST, and lively discussions about bitches, hoes, and the uneasiness of pimpin'.
I don't understand anything Stuart just said. However, I wish I didn't have to work the next morning so that I could pregame and spend the night. Blah.
ReplyDelete"which is classified on Facebook as..." sorry i LOLed my face off ;-)
ReplyDeletei just saw the bring a dish: I am bringing my dip!!! I haven't had my own dip in months!!!! (but if you guys want some dip before 11 when i'll be there get a little bit of it) otherwise, I'll be there at 11 with supplies... excitement
ReplyDeleteI don't remember my last erotic party. Also, I really don't see what cops have to do with Hawaii but it's kinda kinky that they'll be there.
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