Still looking for the perfect guy?

I found this on Facebook and thought I'd share:

Probably written by a female:
"Wait for the boy who calls you beautiful instead of hot; the boy who calls you back when you hang up on him; who'll lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat; or will stay awake just to watch you sleep; wait for the boy who kisses your forehead; who wants to show you off to the world when you're in sweats; who holds your hand in front of his friends; who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup; the boy who's constantly reminding you how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you; the boy who turns to his friends and says 'that's her'."

Written by a college-aged dude:
Ladies, here's how it really is:"Find the boy who calls you a partier instead of a drunk, who calls you drunkenly back even though you just hung up on him, who thinks you are perfect even though he knows you don't shower everyday, who will stay awake just to watch you pass out after you made out with some other dude (or chick). Wait for the guy who loves to go down, who fetches your beer and holds the beer in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without 8 beers. One who is constantly reminding you how horny he is and how lucky he is to have you; the one who turns to his friends and says, "that's her, she's got a nice rack."