Ten days after I turned 8, I got my lips stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and I only knew like three words in polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip, Usta.
65deg, sunny yet again...
ReplyDeleteoh new orleans. jazz every night, all music classes...if only i wasn't so far away.
yesterday: 60 degrees
ReplyDeleteovernight: 22 degrees and snow
today: 27 degrees, with an inch of snow, and little bits still fallin here and there.
was i sick the day they were handing out water buffalo's?
ReplyDeletedon't worry- i got two. i'll share.
ReplyDeletestupid and rainy.
wait! i want one too....
ReplyDeletesunny and hickish
no, amanda, they hand them out at the health center with condoms.
ReplyDeletei traded my water buffalo for a baby kangaroo. yours may be pink, but mine is blue, and i think we all agree that mine is very superior.
ReplyDeletejust stop being so silly!
ReplyDeletewoohoo 25 shots in 3 hrs...yay for new orleans and alcohol...who needs prozac if you've got this shit at your disposal
ReplyDeletethat is very dangerous. please do not die.
ReplyDeleteam i the only person who doesnt understand the water buffalo references?
ReplyDeletei dunno if everyone gets it, but they are just going along
ReplyDeletethe water buffalo reference is from a veggitales song.
Ten days after I turned 8, I got my lips stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend
ReplyDeletethe next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and I only knew like three words in polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip, Usta.
they turned blue, what could i do? she had a beard, and it felt weird. my friends all laughed.....usta!
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