this country is wiggity wack yo

so i thought i'd hate having to read the newspaper everyday for my politics class. yah, but no. the news is funny. here are some highlights i thought i'd share:

(From the observor)
"Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

by Mark Townsend Houston
Sunday September 25, 2005
The Observer

It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

okay next item....

new book on amazon. a children's book entitled "help! Mom! there are liberals under my bed!" here's an excerpt: "But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, ... the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland"

next on the list of "the world's gone crazy" items....

bill for first lady website . you know what's even sadder though? i just joined the hilary in '08 club here at wellesley (she went here ya know). and they're serious.

well, that's it from me for now. back to you at the main desk.

ford, out.