I am finally 18 years old. Because today is my 18th birthday! I am so excited I can go clubbing now. But I am unexcited because Mr. Parker is leaving on my birthday which means that I cannot hang out with my favorite Shmorker on my birthday. Oh well. Whee!
Happy FREAKIN Birthday!!!!! I'm so excited that we can go to the club and get jiggy with it! w00t.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday! (i totally remembered, because i had it written down on my calendar, so i was maybe going to call you but then i figured i'd just post or something, but then i was at work till 10:30 and then my brother didn't get off the computer so i'm just saying it now.) go hovis! it's your birthday (yesterday...)!
ReplyDeleteAw, you got to see your Schmorker anyway. Cause I am awesome. Whee. Tape a condom to the wall.
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