Laffy Taffy

Here I will annoyingly analyze some good and stupid Laffy Taffy jokes:

*How do you start a flea race?
-One, two, flea, go.
What exactly is a flea race?

*What kind of boxers do clouds wear?
-Thunderwear.
K, that is just funny.

*What do you call a very religious potato?
-JULIE HOLMES...
A medi-tator was the correct answer but I prefer the first.

*Which runs faster, hot or cold?
-Hot, everyone can catch a cold.
Hmm....witty yet stupid

*Why did the skeleton cross the road?
-To get to the body shop.
I didn't even chuckle on the inside at that one. It just sucked.

*What does Garfield like to put in his cake?
-His teeth.
I laughed at that one but I laugh at everything.