Thursday, July 07, 2005

I've tried frozen biscuits, frozen water, frozen celery seeds, but nothing works as well as frozen corn. It just falls perfectly into my eye sockets.

I despise allergic conjunctivitis.
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5 comments:

  1. puc7:40 AM

    i like the frozen water treatment- also known as ice? but may i suggest something frozen that you ear once it thaws on your eyeballs? like frozen gummy bears. mmmm. gummy bears

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  2. pipsqueak6:13 PM

    Buy me the gummy bears and I'll do it.

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  3. Reine6:36 PM

    yeah well depending on how you got pink eye it may or may not be contagious. isnt that interesting?

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  4. pipsqueak12:49 AM

    Yeah, almost as interesting as the hermaphrodite fish. You know, the anemonefish that change sex? the females are maroon, the males are orange. After the male and female mate, the female dies after a while. Then, the male turns maroon, becomes a female, and mates with the next male in line. God definitely has a sense of humor.

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  5. j-squared10:39 PM

    have you tried frozen peas?

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